Chode Erupter

The most mind boggling, Brain altering boner that feels like it will pop if left alone.

"when my math teacher bent over in their skinny jeans I got a Chode Erupter"

by Urbestlilman September 27, 2025

chode rizz

A chode spitting immaculate game to their woman of choice. There is something special about chode rizz as it puts women under a spell.

Hey! Did you see Mark Wahlberg use his chode rizz on that model?

by DarthLeaman March 18, 2024

Chode

Any boy named hector.

Did you hear that useless kid hector has a chode?

by _.deadbitch April 14, 2021

chode features

someone who is very fat/obese and their face is wider in length than it is long.

OMG look at "smithys" chode features!

by helen chode smith January 2, 2011

Joe Chode

Cool kid. Vapes for $3, Juul for $5.

Get a joe chode you fucking nigger

by Peenile November 14, 2018

Chode

What lies on my cuck friend, Matt's, groin.

Person 1: I bet Matt's dick is big!
His Girlfriend: Naw, he's got an effing chode.

by throwitindatraaaaaaaaashhhhhhh January 16, 2018

Chode check

When you want to verify is someone has a chode

Alex definitely has a chode, let’s go chode check him to make sure

by Sports net February 16, 2024