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Brandon

He is one of the coolest guys you will meet. He is a great friend to have and has a great sense of humour. Now he is either a great athlete or an amazing musician… nothing in between. He can be clingy at times but its ok. He always apologizes if he does something to hurt your feelings which is a great trait about him. In conclusion, you NEED to be friends with a Brandon
“Brandon is the coolest guy around!”
by Stupidperson130 January 5, 2022
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Brandon Aragon

kid: “yk brandon aragon”
me: “you mean the emo faq?”
by shakalsjrhfn January 12, 2022
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Brandon

verb
1.
To rip someone off.
"Gave the guy a deal but he was just Brandoning me on eBay."
Similar:
deceptive
untrustworthy
unreliable
unstable
insecure

noun
1.
A very negative person

"I gave a million dollars to charity but that Brandon made me feel bad."

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cynical
negativism
detrimental
pessimistic
contradictory
nullifying
disavowal
abrogating
1.
INFORMAL•NORTH AMERICAN
synonym for a loser
2.
INFORMAL•BRITISH
A cunt
"Brandon is a real cunt."
This guy was stalking young girls on TikTok. A real Brandon that guy.
by Tim Hortons2424525 January 20, 2022
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Brandon

A very nice person. Usually. The Brandon. Stands at about 6 feet tall. The Brandon will usually reply to a comment with 1 or 2 words. Often being "that's nice" or "sad"
Joe: my grandma has just died
Brandon: that's nice
by Morrisons bakery December 12, 2021
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Brandon

A Italian hot sexy boy that has a small shrimp but gets all ladies but some reject him
by Ri Ree December 13, 2021
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Brandon. A

A Italian boy who’s sexiest with his brown hair and can pull any girls even boys and when he’s on the bed that’s something else but he has a shrimp
by cool dude RI Ree December 13, 2021
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Brandon

A dickhead thats really fricking annoying
by xxpickleAddyLoverxx December 13, 2021
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