The Simp and the Blimp

The meeting of Dum and Dummer at the Summit
The Simp (Kim Jung Un) and the Blimp (Donald Trump) met in Singapore for coffee , ergo the Simp and the Blimp
by tirtle June 12, 2018
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Ultra simp

A simp, that will go to the extreme lengths of not even watching anime with the bois, to be with a/his girl.
Ivan is such a Ultra simp, he doesn't even wanna watch anime with the boi.
by Cyuse December 02, 2020
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Simp Ass Nigga

Simp Ass Nigga is a player/pimp that got married!!!!!
Too Short....Sure too short said "fuck my wife shes my slut foe life" but it still falls on Simp Ass Nigga =/
by Merksman May 10, 2008
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simp sympathy fuck

Is when you are simping for another person and they feel bad after you do everything they need, so they fuck your brains out
You bro, Angela finally caved in!
What?
Yeah I got simp sympathy fuck, it was awesome!!
by N00bMajesty May 25, 2022
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National Simp Day

Guy: dude, did you know today was National Simp Day?

Simps: ITS MY TIME TO SHINEE
by That_one_simp May 04, 2022
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John Kimberlin (simp)

A boy with a small penis, very skinny but with an extremely large nose. He wears blush and eyeliner as well as wearing a hat inside. He is still in kids sized clothes and doesn’t know the name of the jersey he is wearing. He loves blocking his friends on Snapchat! Also, he a simp
by Shhdhs February 05, 2020
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