Danky Hoe

Noun: A friend who is so retardedly bitchy and annoying and can not be described as anything other than a "danky hoe".
Noun: A hooker that has perfected the act of being danky.
Noun: A hooker that exceeds the "hoe-ness" of an average 1st street hooker.
Adjective: A negative and highly insulting world meant to inflict a large amount of suffering on the human conscience.
Adjective: A word used to describe something that contradicts everything moral in this world.

Hot Sexy Chick : "Hey wanna go see a movie with me tonight? (:"
Kid With Car : "Sure :D "
Hot Sexy Chick : *calls another guy on the phone* "Hey baby I got a ride to the movies tonight, see you there! (; lovee youuu byeeee<3 *hangs up*
Hot Sexy Chick : "Pick me up at 7(;" *walks away*
BillyBobJoeBob III : "You danky hoe.."

by IEatMuchoRice March 30, 2010

hoe-tard

a whore that is retarted, or one that is stupid.

that scanky bitch got 1.00 for that fuck, when she could have got 10.00. she's a hoe-tard!!

by nigga bitch August 26, 2004

mainstream hoe

a female who loves attention,and she loves mainstream things such as guys with tattos,she's a groupie only to whos the hottest,she alwyas in constant drama..because her life is boring

betty:john use to look ugly before he got them tats
kelsey:i mean i guess..
betty:what you mean i guess
kelsey:stop being a mainstream hoe!!!

by zekeflex January 18, 2011

Gambit that hoe

When a man cums onto a womans face, then throws playing cards so they stick to her face

Best used after a game of strip poker

Im bout to gambit that hoe!

by dvido July 6, 2009

hoe list

1. a list in which the names of sluts, thots, and whores' names are listed in an orderly fashion.

(Sometimes the girls aren't hoes, but who gives a fuck?)
2. an insult

Damn! Kesha's name was the first one on the hoe list!

Bitch, shut the fuck up. That's why you're on my hoe list.

by OhNoItsaUsername November 20, 2013

Hoe and Go

A girl who has multiple partners available for very quick and efficient sexual encounters.

Alana said she was getting coffee, but she also came home with a yammy full of joy juice. That girl is a master of the Hoe and Go.

by labradoodle14 December 6, 2015

sad hoe

a sad hoe is when you text you side man an he tells you cant come over because he became loyal to his main girl now you are a sad hoe

sad hoe:can i come thur baby

side man: naw you cant i became loyal to my main girl good bye

by falloutboi123 January 9, 2019