A man who lives a life of leisure, fishing, rubbing meats, smoking cannabis and drinking piss tasting IPA's. They also snag a lot of aunties.
This definition comes from the warm springs Indian reservation.
This definition comes from the warm springs Indian reservation.
by Jwickedg October 1, 2022
Get the Unclemug. by xX90sCrankerXx December 23, 2023
Get the uncle tedmug. the old people that show up in their matching tshirts, and school all the young people on how it's done.
1. I can't believe the phat uncles beat us at human bowling and shots last night.
2. That freakin phat uncles group schooled the college kids on that drinking game.
3. Oh shit, that's the phat uncles group that beat the pants off us last weekend.
4. phat unckles?? Really..
5. I need a phat uncles t-shirt.
6. That phat uncles group must be from Arkansas!
2. That freakin phat uncles group schooled the college kids on that drinking game.
3. Oh shit, that's the phat uncles group that beat the pants off us last weekend.
4. phat unckles?? Really..
5. I need a phat uncles t-shirt.
6. That phat uncles group must be from Arkansas!
by messy bun October 29, 2017
Get the phat unclesmug. Uncle Walt is an American laser doctor, essayist, who serves as one of the sheep and goat extension specialists for the state of Texas. A humanist, he holds the belief or theory that the human race can evolve beyond its current physical and mental limitations, especially by means of science and technology. Walt is among the most influential Chinese linguists. His research is concerned with laser frequency stabilization techniques for very high resolution spectroscopy, and the development of leading-edge optical atomic clocks that look to form the basis of a future redefinition of the SI base unit second. His work is controversial, particularly his laser collection, which was described as obscene for its overt sexuality.
by Uncle Walt August 13, 2020
Get the uncle waltmug. an uncle smudgey is when a person fingers there asshole to get shit on their fingers then you rub it in a poor innocent bitches face therefore you uncle smudgeyd someone
"hey i im gonna uncle smudgey kyle watch this"
kyle gets smudgeyed
"hahah kyle you dipshit u have a little thing on ur face"
"fuck you guys i shit my pants enough"
kyle gets smudgeyed
"hahah kyle you dipshit u have a little thing on ur face"
"fuck you guys i shit my pants enough"
by rbudburnin October 23, 2013
Get the uncle smudgeymug. 
an uncle sandwich is where you fart in a man’s mouth and give birth at the same time resulting in an uncle sandwich
by casdandracancaan December 9, 2022
Get the uncle sandwichmug.