Turkey-phobia

The fear foreigners (especially Syrians) have of spending the rest of their lives working 12 hours a day in Turkey.

Hey Yasser. What's up? Do you still live in Turkey?
Hey Timo. Yeah , and I'm afraid that I started suffering from Turkey-phobia.

by Yasserpro January 23, 2019

turkey guts

Turkey guts is when your partner has the runs, yet still wants to do anal.

“Ayo, I was out on a date at a Mexican restaurant and my date had turkey guts”

“Did you still hit?”
“Yes”

by Grell November 28, 2023

roasted turkeys

when the nipples are hard from being pinched or coldness of weather.

tom! your roasted turkeys are poking through your shirt!

by the LaH and TaH gang October 21, 2011

tannish turkey

This term is actually a term my son Pax came up with. I’m from Hungarian heritage and work our doors so I usually have a tan. One day after a nap, my son laid in my spot, sniffed my pillow case and announced, “Dad you smell like, like…, like tannish Turkey”!
Apparently I need to use a different brand of shampoo lol. Little shit!

You smell like tannish turkey!

by Natureninja March 12, 2022

Urky Turkey

When a girl shoves a turkey leg up their vagina like a dildo

"Did you the video of Jonathan Marcondes doing an Urky Turkey on his pet dog🥵"

"yeah bro it was so hot 🥰"

by anonymous June 7, 2023

Wisconsin Turkey

Tying your partner up on a table and putting turkey stuffing inside, fucking them and nutting in the turkey to mix it all up. Oil them up, best with green bay butter and eat it out of them.

Friend: “ hey bro what you doin for thanksgiving”
You: “ nothing much, just me and my girl having some Wisconsin turkey”
Friend: “that sounds good, what’s Wisconsin turkey?”
You: “ come over and have a taste”

by I do my definitions irl August 10, 2025

Turkey Train

When the Dream Team loads up their rides with all types of holiday gear and deploys drops across LA County.

Yo FFX called me and they are fucked, call the Turkey Train!!

by Gugugu420 November 22, 2021