The Three Day downsies

When you find out your crush has started a relationship with someone and you have a sour attitude towards life itself for the next three days.

Weston: George are you alright man?

George: Just a case of the three day downsies.

Weston:I...I am so sorry for you man.

by Adakrat October 14, 2012

Portland three way

A three way with two lesbians and a straight man.

I think those lesbians felt bad for me, I thought I had a chance for a ‘Portland three way’.

by Owengay69 October 02, 2022

Three Bean Salad

A three bean salad is when a male goes down on three women at once. Not to be confused with a poutine pounder (which refers to the same but with the eating of anus) or the taco casserole (which involves a woman going down on three women at once).

I had the best time of my life last night. I had a three bean salad with my wife and her sisters.

by Mega Hemroids May 30, 2022

Three finger fluster strike

When you surprise her by putting 3 fingers in her pussy.

I totally pulled a three finger fluster strike on her!

by Alek Wright February 23, 2022

Three way rodeo

Double Penetration on a tire swing.

Rachel had a three way rodeo in the park with two strangers last night.

by Sharkles August 26, 2016

Three point shooter

A man who bends wrists in an effeminate way.

When I went home for thanksgiving dinner my mom could see I was a three point shooter.

by MissMollySue February 07, 2020

Three Fucksketeers

The ultimate mashup of 3 incredible personalities that make up a fantastic trio of best friends. To be compared to a Fucksketeer is equivalent as to say you were raised amongst the "God of Best Friends". Simply cannot be replaced and will forever hold its friendship value as time goes on.

"Here come the Three Fucksketeers, kindly resume drinking your Moosehead and press play to resume the next Star Wars episode"

by Sam Fed April 17, 2017