Precious Things

Objects in the shop which are frequently cleansed and must be protected from non-local people.

"He's up the stairs, cleansing the Precious Things of the shop."

by Wormy July 15, 2004

German Things

Doing Chad activities such as working, making, hitting the gym, drinking, regulating, or anything that is badass or Chad in nature.

Matt: Where were you today?
Lex: I had to do some German things real quick.

by Ravenwolf [Pagan Warrior] January 8, 2023

Things only Americans think are debatable

A cancerous Facebook group, riddled with lefties, claiming to be neither left nor right wing. That's a blatant lie, obviously. Members there take issue with how fucked up America is, posting mainly about the lack of gun control and inaccessible healthcare.
Anyone with an opposing viewpoint is bullied, called any kind of existing/non-existent ...-phobe, muted and/or removed.
'Things only Americans think are debatable' is used to express disdain at American ('Seppo') actions.

Alyssa: I've just left this awful group called 'Things only Americans think are debatable'.
John: Oh yeah, I was kicked out of that last February because I questioned the leftist claim of there being 843 genders.
Alyssa: Omg how terrible, bet you were called a transphobe and white supremacist.

by bigboobies007 August 11, 2019

pregnant things

The act of doing things that could get you pregnant... as in sex without proper contraception. or in some cases, depending on the context, just sex.

Mary: "i feel sick, like dizzy and throwing up"
Joseph: "why? have you been doing pregnant things?"
Mary: "i don't think i'm pregnant"

by :) angel (: March 28, 2009

Bread Things

the Holy Food of placeboism

bread rolls with cheese and bacon melted on top

by DeeDee Ramone January 2, 2005

thinga-madooger

A chess piece styled butter cookie, often used to play chess at tea parties. They are bought on their own or as one cookie style in a sampler box.

Also, the game played with thinga-madoogers.

When Sally took Kevin's pawn with her knight, she gleefully picked up the the thinga-madooger and bit off the pawn's head.

by star-skipper October 30, 2010

Things now you're well?

Things now you're well? is a less common phrase used by Irish people. It is more common in the south of Ireland. Roughly translated it means: How are you?
'Things'... everything you care about.
'Now'...currently.
'You're'...you are.
'Well?'...feeling alright about them?

'Hey Billy. Things now you're well?'
'Not too bad Aisling. Not too bad. Things now?'
'Era, can't complain.'

by yourbuddy007 May 13, 2014