dyson zone

When you lock dyson engineers in a room for 6 years without any supervision. they do genuinely work. when I first tried them the visor part smelled bad and had to offgas for a few days. which is ironic when they’re meant to stop vocs from being inhaled.

the dyson zone is a pair of headphones with an air purifier in them. sound quality is good. makes the wearer look like one of the members of daft punk, a supervillain or a character from a cyberpunk film or video game. they’re designed for protection against air pollution and people say they work well during wildfires.

by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing February 28, 2025

Red zone

A risk of unwanted sexual experiences (rape)

1 “You’re walking home on your own?”

2 “Yeh I am”
1 “that’s a red zone”

by myadvice4mygirls April 5, 2021

Friend zone

When the person from the opposite (or same) sex rejects you're proposol of getting into a relationship with them, but still wants to be friends with you, most people hate being friendzoned, because THEY THINK the person they want to get into a relationship with will probably choose a good for nothing man/woman over them, don't think like this, the person who friendzoned you probably won't go in a relationship with you is probably not because the like somebody else, maybe they are asexual, or can't date you because they're parents forbid it, just because someone doesn't want to date you, doesn't mean that they like someone else, and a lot of people forget.

Good example of dealing with a friend zone:

Kyle: Hi Sarah, i have meaning to tell you this, but i had a crush on you since elementary school, and being friends for so long, i wanna tell you that i love you and i wanna get into a relationship with you.

Sarah: wow Kyle, i never thought you liked me like that, but i'm not ready for a relationship, but i still want to be friends!

Kyle: that's ok, even if you don't feel the same way, i don't wanna make a big fuss about it, i really don't want this friendship to end, come, let's go get some ice cream.

Bad example of dealing with a friend zone:

Kyle: Hi Sarah, i have meaning to tell you this, but i had a crush on you since elementary school, and being friends for so long, i wanna tell you that i love you and i wanna get into a relationship with you.

Sarah: wow Kyle, i never thought you liked me like that, but i'm not ready for a relationship, but i still want to be friends!

Kyle: Wow, really? You are just going to reject me like that, with everything i have done for you?

Sarah: What?

Kyle: i have been such a nice guy to you for all these years, yet i can't be you're boyfriend? I bet you're gonna get heartbroken by some manipulative asshole while you couldv'e gotten with a nice guy like me.

Sarah: i'm sorry, what?!

Kyle: you girls never go for the nice guys like me, fuck you.

by Yeetman42069 May 31, 2019

Squeaky Bum Zone

The term used when your attendance is around and under "90%"

Your attendance is within the squeaky bum zone

by RelicNThat January 23, 2018

Gold zone

Area in golden bear habitat where piss is everywhere.

That group's area is such a gold zone.

by Tvhs October 28, 2014

Danger Zone 7

Medium zone in the higher spectrum of woman threats. Usually a very attractive woman with great sarcasm. She will not hesitate to break hearts like Ted Bundy takes life.

That girl Marie is fine, but my mother warned me about her. Instead of asking me out she made fun of my balding head. She’s at danger zone 7 in my book.

by Betraay February 11, 2019

Fish-Zoned

A guy tells a girl that he is fishing and cannot hangout.
Or
I'd Rather be fishing

Erin asked is bobby could hangout but he fish-zoned her!

by Bobbyfishin November 14, 2013