candy apple surprise

A sex position that involves sugar and syrup with apples

My husband and I tried the candy apple surprise last night

by anonymous May 11, 2023

Reverse Kinder Surprise

When you remove a girl bra, and her breast are smaller than they looked, e.g. like Kinder Surprise, but instead of getting a good Surprise, you get disappointment

I took a girl home from the bar, and when I removed her bra, I got a Reverse Kinder Surprise

by brushnz February 4, 2022

walrus surprise

When you bring a fat girl home drunk, and then she gets on top of you when you wake up.

these bacon bits are gonna turn me into a walrus surprise

by alyssaG123 November 1, 2021

vodka surprise

A simple mixed drink consisting of any random flavored vodka + soda water. Basically a vodka soda but flavored.

Can be drank as a game where you have to guess the flavor which the bartender confirms. You can also sub soda for flat water.

I’d like a vodka surprise please, anything but orange.

by Thequantum August 26, 2022

Mreasydeck surprise

The act of sucking and fucking a transwoman or femboy at the same time.

I gave my girlfriend the Mreasydeck surprise and she loved it.

by Samguy August 21, 2024

sphincter surprise

massive surprise anal insertion

my gay love interest (luke dattilo) gave me a sphincter surprise for my birthday

by VintageCorn April 24, 2015

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by Adujasty343 May 26, 2025