Submarine Poop

Submarine poop. A submarine poop is when one starts to release a poop so long that the end of said poop comes in contact with the water within the toilet bowl before detaching. Once the poop is at it's full length and detaches, the poop slips quickly and quietly into the depths of the toilet bowl; without leaving a trace of its existence. Much like the act of a submarine submerging.

When I finally arrived at home after the four hour drive I took my seat on the throne of relief and began my pilgrimage to happiness. I sat in satisfaction as I felt the poop coming out. I was alarmed at the fact that the poop was coming out, but there was no splash. I looked down into the toilet to see what was going on when I realized there was only one large poop still retreating from my body. The end of the poop entered the water... This submarine was clear to submerge. Detach! The submarine poop briskly dove into the toilet hole. Quite the spectacle.

by JimmyJayT June 17, 2017

Power Poop

A poop/poops that comes out of your anus so fast that the impact makes the water reach your butt cheeks.

"Dude, I just had a power poop. Now I have to take a shower."

by Power Pooper April 14, 2014

homing poop

A defecation which increases exponentially in urgency, the closer you get to the toilet. The need to defecation ranges in urgency from "I could probably hold it" when entering the building to "it's turtleheading right now!" as you're lowering you pants.

I didn't need to poop until I got to the restaraunt, then the closer I got to the john, the worse I had to go. It was a complete homing poop.

by Echo 3 April 12, 2010

Poop Bisque

Somewhere between diarrhea and a solid poop. When your toilet looks like a swamp. Brown soup.

I had a poop attack and when I looked down it was a total case of poop bisque.

by Ajason November 1, 2008

Poop egg

When a bird or other animal that can lay eggs poops a big poop it's a poop egg

Person 1: HOLY SHIT MY BIRD LAYED A POOP EGG AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

by Kitty W/ Knives November 11, 2018

Poop Teeth

The nasty sick feeling and taste in your mouth after a night of drinking that won't go way no matter how many times you brush your teeth.

Damn Jayla i have brushed my like 5 times and i still have the rankest poop teeth.

by V4GIN4 August 22, 2008

zombie poop

When a girl is on her period, the color of the poop is green but there's also blood coming out her cooch at the same time so it's like a zombie because of the color and the blood.

Tonya "Girll are you on your period?"
Loni "Well I guess I am because I just had the most painful zombie poop"
Tonya "I hate those"

by urwatermelonlovinkneegrow December 10, 2022