Matthew Thompson

a sex god

dammm you were like Matthew Thompson last night in bed

by chingaman12345 May 19, 2021

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a boy who fly's planes and gets all the bitches

Matthew stop kissing all the girls

by shoe poo March 6, 2022

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a very big chad but can cross the line a lot of the time you are with them.
they're catchphrase is "I don't need a girlfriend I just need consent"

wow i got rooted by a matthew last night
no way really?
yeah

by Shmuuel May 1, 2022

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A creepy man similar in nature to a raccoon. He’ll eat anything he can find and will often be found rummaging in bins for food.

Don’t eat that pizza from the bin, you’re not Matthew.

by Finlaywright99 November 23, 2021

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A Matthew is a sweet, caring, guy, who may not always be the perfect looking guy of your dreams, but he's above and beyond in every other category. If you have a Matthew in your life, you may soon fall in love with him, if you already haven't. Keep him close, as you would regret losing him.

That Matthew lookin good

by Matthew2048 February 19, 2022

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