Juan's Magic Trick

Juan's Magic Trick is when you and your partner (preferable male) shove a whole jar of Ragu into your asshole. After 2 1/2 minutes the jar will evaporate. Make sure to plug up your asshole so none of the Ragu falls out then get your partner and open up his foreskin. You need to pull out the butt plug and let the Ragu pour into his foreskin. After that tie up your partners foreskin for 3 weeks and then once you untie it the Ragu will be gone

Person 1: "Hey do you wanna do Juan's Magic Trick."
Person 2: "No what the fuck is wrong with you"

by Ragu God October 16, 2022

Magic Johnson

noun, plural Magic Johnsons

The often fantasised appendage of a muscular young male.

Jake: Bro, If i'd could name Nathan's junk; i'd call it his Magic Johnson.

by Voyceee June 25, 2017

Magic

The sexyest man ever. Also known as Magic, the best CS:GO player alive.

Oh, look there is Magic, my favorite CS:GO player ever! Hasta luego!

by REALmagic September 7, 2021

Magic Glizzy

The male equivalent of "voodoo clam." Dick that's so good it makes even the most shut down, women-hating men become entirely dick whipped and craving for more.

Bryce's magic glizzy is so good I not only cancelled girls night three nights in a row, but when he texted "u up" at 2:30am I was already waiting at the door

by WednesdaysSong June 16, 2025

magical bicycle

How you gets home from the pub after a monumental night of drinking.

“Went on the piss last night. No idea how I got home, must have taken the magical bicycle“.

by biguglybootneck April 27, 2024

Magic fingers

worst operative manager in the world, annoying boss (it also can be an old teatcher, HR , annoying boss, annoying neighbor). She's/He's sneaky, with a fake smile on her/his face all the time; She's/He's happy only then when h she/he makes YOU unhappy; basicallt Cruella de vil, satan on the earth. Doneld trump for example.

-magic fingers is already here?
-no she will come at 9AM

-magic fingers wants to see you!
-shit !

by xunamun February 24, 2019

Night Magic

A term used to describe what happens when the sun goes down and real-world problems no longer seem to matter.

I'm not sure if it was the alcohol or the night magic, but I definitely want to see him again.

by DiscoDelight September 24, 2011