January February March April May June July August September October November December (2)

JaFeMaApMaJuJuAuSeOcNoDe - jafemapjujasocnod - jamapjuscod japjored jabored jbored bored bored bored

Ignore my previous definition when i say "congrats you passed as any human can be bored" that doesn't make any sense, I meant that there are not many people who type all the months when bored because they have qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and stuff like that.

Im so bored i will search January February March April May June July August September October November December (2)

by tecopux January 18, 2022

January 29th

National fuck ya ex day

You: wait it’s January 29th let me text me ex

You: ex you know what today is

Ex: no ?

You: it’s national fuck your ex day

by 1Nk January 29, 2024

January 1

Punch a tall friend day! You get to punch your tallest friend

Yo dude, it's January 1st, let's go punch Person 3

Hell yeah

by CHAOS FOREVER!!! May 13, 2022

January 13

National Blonde Kiss a Ginger Day

Oh damn it’s January 13 tomorrow you know what that means…

by BigBalls9000 January 12, 2022

January 28th

National vodka RedBull day

“Hey what you drinking” “well its january 28th... give us a double vodka redbull son”

by Redbull203 January 27, 2022

January Republican

One who, after ignoring every conceivable warning sign, now, suddenly, sees what everyone had been saying all along, feigning surprise at the end result, but only after the world has already watched the feces hit the fan exactly as predicted.

January Republicans throwing Trump under the bus after supporting him for 4 years aren’t fooling anybody.

by NeigbourPlease January 19, 2021

January 20

the birthday of a real life angel, fact is you probably dont deserve her but she still loves you anyway, when you fight its probably hell on earth because you have a small issue and both want to be right, she is probably hyper-competitive and hates losing. she is probably one of the HOTTEST girls you will ever meet but she cannot see it for herself, just know that if you have a chance to be loved by her and in love with her, do not fuck it up.

Boy/Girl: My best friend was born on January 20 and she is easily the best person ive ever met

Boy/Girl 2: oh really, i wish i had someone like that!

by datguy_009 December 7, 2024