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timebait 

The act of not responding to an invitation, (usually via text) until the last possible moment in order to see if the individual invited other people as well.
Greg ended up with two dates last night because the first girl timebaited the shit out of him and he was desperate.
timebait by lucky not good September 15, 2016
1. A tool you can put on the wall
2. Something you can wear on your wrist

3. A ruler to measure the day

Fun fact: The future doesn't exist; This is true because once you're in the future, it'll just be the present
Person 1: Come on guys, stop mucking around. We only have five minutes untill our show's on.
Person 2: That's not enough time!
A fucking clock: reeeEEEEEEEEEH
Time by Joke Meanings March 20, 2019

Time After Time 

An 80s song made by Cyndi Lauper released in 1983 has a good...no. Sexy baseline and is so deep it's deeper than a blue whale singing. Much better than Take on Me by A-Ha
Chorus:
If you're lost you can look and you will find me
Time after time
If you fall, I will catch you, I'll be waiting
Time after time
If you're lost, you can look and you will find me
Time after time
If you fall, I will catch you, I will be waiting
Time after time
a beautiful girl who doesn’t know it. she has gorgeous brown eyes and hair, she is actually so stunning that when a guy looks her way he falls. HARD. Tiessa is the kind of girl that’s been hurt in the past by almost everybody she knows, she doesn’t deserve anything bad thrown her way. she’s the most kind hearted, unique person you’ll ever know. she’s a lover !
“tiessa? she’s one in a billion!”
tiessa by roan allison June 3, 2021

Time bonk 

Waste of time. Time being wasted by chunks since once is enganged in an activity that takes a predetermined amount of time.
1: Have you played the mmo lost ark recently?

2: No I have tried to ignore the marketing infact that game is a time bonk, no coming back from that.

1: I undertstand life goals first.
Time bonk by Okgra February 18, 2022

Timedartist1845 (Alt Lord) 

Dx9ing monster trained under ISoldYouOnEbay for 1 year before becoming top 8 streets players from 2021 - 2022. Retired due to relationship with friends falling apart. Dislikes weird cyborgs and is the top 1 troll to have touched the game earning a spot in hall of fame. Noted for changing the way ts players speak.
brew? Timedartist1845 (Alt Lord)
smartest guy in ohio

cheating machinery