Person 1: I hate Lorde. Fuck her. She is never coming back lol.
Person 2: Nooo, I love Ribs by Lorde, it's so good like I won't be able to get over it.
Person 1: Damn, you must be a local.
Person 2: Nooo, I love Ribs by Lorde, it's so good like I won't be able to get over it.
Person 1: Damn, you must be a local.
by n e ways September 14, 2020

by 4drc45 March 3, 2022

The African Father of the Seven Drug Lords is a legend known all over Africa and has seven drug lords all throughout Africa. He is the most feared person in Africa, and if you so happen to look at him wrong, he will drain you of your life force. When that happens, he will sell your life force to get his new shipment of drugs so he can distribute them to the drug lords and they can sell them.
Ruben: Hey Matthew have you heard about the African Father of the Seven Drug Lords?
Matthew: How do you know about my other half?
Ruben: What do you mean your other half Matthew?
Matthew: I'm sorry Ruben, but now you must die *Sucks the life out of Ruben*
Ruben: *dead lol*
Matthew: Good now i can get that new shipment =D.
Matthew: How do you know about my other half?
Ruben: What do you mean your other half Matthew?
Matthew: I'm sorry Ruben, but now you must die *Sucks the life out of Ruben*
Ruben: *dead lol*
Matthew: Good now i can get that new shipment =D.
by wowmandude January 9, 2017

by Therizzerlord December 4, 2023

1: The almighty jelq lord, the one who jelqs, the ultime jelqer
2: The greatest jelqer of all time, his penis hyas extended by over 74 inches in the past 48 hours
2: The greatest jelqer of all time, his penis hyas extended by over 74 inches in the past 48 hours
"Chat did you see what livvy dunne did the other day? Lol shes literally the jelq lord... She's so skibidi."
by livvy dunne May 3, 2024

A beta lord is lord of the beta. The weakest of the weak. They have the gumption of a toad and the back bone of an octopus.
by noahtortilla March 27, 2022

When you finger blast two girls at the same time with the shocker gesture, like Star-Lord's pistols.
by BakeMamaAmber December 8, 2024
