Satalite Syndrome

When a person wants you within their orbit romantically (usually for sexual and romantic validation), but won't let you land and more disturbingly, won't let you move on either. Related to the term "Friend Zone" but with a twist. When you attempt to move on, they will employ tactics to keep you on a leash, zero regard for your future or well being, likely to guilt trip you into thinking you are the problem with the friendship or a creep, and not having the self awareness to understand you deserve to be happy with someone, and if not them, then someone else.

Please note: this term can be used to describe both sexes. And is not universally a term used to describe a particular sex.

Guy 1: She is an amazing friend and we connect well together, she kisses me on the cheek and holds my hand sometimes. I tried to kiss her on the lips and she backed off, I asked her out and she said no, so I moved on and made a tinder account. When she found out she screamed at me the next day calling me a terrible friend.

Guy 2: Sorry mate, she's got satalite syndrome. You dodged a bullet. She did the same thing to me.

by Battlebuddy556 April 26, 2021

LB Syndrome

Lazy Bastard Syndrome!!

LB Syndrome is a condition my husband gets when he is pushed past his physical comfort zone and has to have a rest!!

by Jackcol July 10, 2017

Stinkholm Syndrome

A psychological phenomenon in which an individual traumatized by anal penetration begins to feel sympathy for, and even desires anal penetration.

I thought it was just a one time ass play, but I think I gave her stinkholm syndrome.

by ThatCoyote June 20, 2016

Trey Syndrome

the idea of not knowing what is going on around you and not having a clue of what team your on

going to the other side of the map where no one is, is a common sign of trey syndrome

by the CVB terms December 29, 2020

Oink syndrome

Oink syndrome (also known as Quack syndrome) is a condition where the victim has many bad takes and displays high levels of hypocrisy and stupidity. They can't comprehend why their takes are bad even when people explain it to them carefully and will sometimes lie to get out of uncomfortable situations and try to pose as the victim.

That guy just tried to defend NFTs. He must have Oink syndrome.

by General_Clanker March 22, 2023

Uffmoor syndrome

A state of mind reached after extended exposure to the cold and the wet, lack of sleep and food, constant inhalation of camp fire smoke and the dark.

The main symptom that identifies Uffmoor syndrome is finding slightly entertaining sounds, sights or other normally insignificant events hilarious to an extent which renders the sufferer incapable of simple tasks. Laughter is usually hysterical in nature and highly contagious, drawing in new victims. Usually spreading to all persons present. Laughter subsides after around 30 minutes (2 forest hours) and the sufferer will fully recover shortly after.

The most common situation for Uffmoor syndrome to develop is after multiple nights camping in wild conditions. In fact someone with thiese symptoms cannot be considered to be suffering from Uffmoor syndrome unless it was developed in a wooded area.

Person 1:
Is Shayne is laughing again?

Person 2:
Yeah I thing he's got Uffmoor syndrome again.

Person 1:
Already!? He's such a lightweight, it's barely dark.

by Arthur Reed May 1, 2018

Ganyu Syndrome

When a genshin player tries ganyu once and can no longer play as any other character.

Bill: "what happened to Kyle he used to be the best Eula main."
Joe: "he played ganyu once and now he's got ganyu syndrome."
Bill: "dang they got another one."

by MarinetheScrub January 11, 2022