When one shits and urinates in a large tube sock and beats someone over the face and/or any other body part of that person.
by thefunkyhomosapien August 3, 2009
Get the Texas Tube Sockmug. The act of defecating into a sock monkey and throwing it at a victim while screaming " Your are my monkey, bitch!" and followed by monkey noises.
Brad made me angry, so I grabbed my sock monkey, filled it with a deuce, and threw it at him. I schooled Brad in getting a Seattle Sock Monkey.
by Miles Long UpYours August 31, 2011
Get the Seattle Sock Monkeymug. An act where a male masturbates to into a sock until ejaculation. Said sock is then turned inside out so that the ejaculate is now exposed. The masturbator then takes the dirtied sock and slaps an unsuspecting victim in the face with it. Shame, humiliation, and hilarity come with being soaked with rocket sauce.
by Tyler Wilson August 27, 2007
Get the auburn sweat sockmug. A sock that either has been used to clean up after masturbation or has been used as a faux vagina and has been ejaculated into.
by DC August 6, 2003
Get the happy fun sockmug. Another way of describing the phenomenon that is the Camel Toe, an American Tradition and Classic. When a women wears a pair of pants or shorts that shows her beefy pussy flaps actively swallowing the seam of her pants. It looks like when unstlyish dorks wear socks with their flip flop sandals.
"Damn Joe, Sally's shorts look like she's wearing a Sock In A Flip Flop!!"
"You're right Jim, I like that shit!"
"You're right Jim, I like that shit!"
by The Hunter May 27, 2004
Get the sock in a flip flopmug. When a guy takes off the Friday before Christmas vacation, while the old bag is at work, he walks around the house naked but only wears 3 socks. 2 on his feet and 1 on his meat.
by Baby sock December 19, 2013
Get the 3 sock fridaymug. When a male gets extremely intoxicated; to the point that he is wearing nothing but a sock on his genitals.
by Pumpkin Escobar October 7, 2012
Get the Sock Dick Wastedmug.