ship sailed

While getting a handie from your girlfriend while laying on your back inverted (like being on a decline bench at the gym) and she has you edged to the point of cumming but immediately water boards you and you don't know if you are gonna cum or die.

Last night was amazing. Angie ship sailed me to the point of climax. I didn't think I was gonna survive.

by Shtevun 69 June 29, 2017

underground sailboat

When your friend from Waverly tells you a sad story about the past, you feel like you are riding on the "underground sailboat."

Thanks for bringing up that trip to Malmo, now I'm all chilling on the underground sailboat!

by Zaimejs April 19, 2018

Sex sails

A sexual play on the saying ‘wind in my sails’.

Ernie paused to turn up the television volume, which really took the wind out of my sex sails.

by Snake Lovin’ Gurl January 18, 2018

aggrivated sailor

when him/herms penis head resembles a sailors cap, aquires an std making him extremely upset in an angry manner. very aggressive during secks

john: hey your girl was crying cuz her vagina hurt immensely, why'd you clap that so hard

jameson: i guess you could call me an aggrivated sailor

by colin all spider riders February 10, 2018

swimming sailor

when you know you just took a big ass shit! but when you stand to get a peak at it! the toilet is empty?

I am sure that burger will be a swimming sailor in a little while!
say bro! i just a swimming sailor in the john!

by kelsonic247 July 24, 2018

texting sailor

Someone who mainly curses like a sailor in text messages but, reframes from cussing up a storm in person

In person: “This is such a marvelous party”

In Text Msg: “Awwwwww shit this fucking part is fucking off the fucking shit ball”

Dude, Maddie never cusses in person she is a texting sailor, though I would of never thought she kissed her mother with that mouth!

by Dirtybucket January 25, 2019

Pencil sailor

An extreme slamming procedure in drug culture. A male who injects drugs, most commonly methamphetamine, into a vein in his penis slang: pencil" to induce a dopamine intoxication trance. To discover "unexplored waters" of the psyche slang: sailor. Considered a ritual by some participants, it is usually followed by immediate intercourse.

Client: How you like getting high?
Money Boy: I like pencil sailors.
Client: Intravenous?
Money Boy: Nods in the affirmative
Client aside: This rent boy is dangerous.

by rethinker May 6, 2019