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sausage fest

where the amount of weiner far outweighs the amount of pussy. usually a lot of guys who want to fight who are random and ugly. so when they want to fight, i eat rocks and shit gunpowder and they go home crying because i am so damn manly. i am tough.
emma's party

harry potter films

star wars conventions

local swimming pool male toilets

a butcher who sells sausages only
by mick shits gunpowder June 15, 2004
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sausage

one with a penis, one with a large sausage is referred to a jumbo hot dog
OMG WTF IS THAT!!!!! Its nothin baby now go back to sleep
by kmel February 22, 2003
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sausage fest

by Chodo May 12, 2003
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Sausage Wife

a sausage wife is sally or libbys wife.
they are cool. they became sausage wifes because of sally. she asked to marry libby and become sausage wifes because of the warehouse sausage's outside.
sally: libby, marry me? im in love with those sausages, not as much as you though.
libby: sure sally old pal i would love to marry you, and become your sausage wife!
sally: yay i love you wife
by sally is coooool December 23, 2008
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crummed sausage

Where and male and a female are having sex on either a sandy beach or a sand bank, where the males penis is crummed in sand.
oh Ray, your penis is all sandy, youve got a crummed sausage
by Shanelle January 29, 2006
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Sausage roll tits

When a girls tits look like somebody has stuck two sausage rolls to her chest and then scratched away the pastry.
"Ooh man, you should have seen how bad her tits were, they were pure Sausage roll tits!"

or...

"She had stretchies all over her little envelopes, like she has had a fight with a tiger and lost! Proper Sausage roll tits!"
by ddotadotn July 28, 2009
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Mc Sausage

He is a little bitch and his my skanky hoe!
A little bitch called Charlie Arnolds that goes to Rossmoyne Senior high school
by Matt March 31, 2005
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