Self Sex

What sad virgins who don't have a relationship, life or job do with the time they are pissing away. Usually they do it whilst watching porn.

Too busy having self sex there mate?

by LordJenal August 28, 2022

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self tour

To tour a place such as museums, attractions, sightseeing, etc., without a guided tour showing you around.

Kyle: Hey Justin, do you want to go to the Ground Zero at 2 pm? They have guided tours, but we can go do self tours since we don’t need a guided tour.

Justin: I would love to go, but unfortunately, I won’t be able to go at 2 pm. Can we do noon, if possible?

Kyle: That’s perfectly fine, Justin! Self tours are more fun than a guided tour anyways since we can talk to each other!

by FellowGonzalez August 1, 2022

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self priming pump

When a girls pussy gets wet on its own. No oral needed.

I slept with this whore from the bar tonight. She had a self priming pump

by CrazyEeeeee November 29, 2015

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Self-Checkout Theft

I have (on 2 separate occasions) ALMOST committed...

Hym "Self-Checkout Theft... I was high both times... And I have ADD... And I rang-up all of my items... And got distracted by a thought (probably about THIS or something peripherally associated to THIS)... And then I just grabbed them and walked away... And BOTH TIMES... I got to the door and realized that I... Just haven't been paying attention to what my body has been doing for the last 60 seconds and was like 'Oh, shit, wait.. Did I pay for any of this? Oh no! Did anybody see that, shit!' And I know for a fact... That if anybody DID see me... They would think that I was going to steal the shit but I chicken out at the last minute but THAT ISN'T WHAT HAPPENED, I SWEAR! If I wanted to steal from a Walmart I would do it with confidence and get away with it BECAUSE I'M A GENIUS!!! But no... I just forgot... I ate some edibles before going to the store... And, you know... Oops."

by Hym Iam March 27, 2024

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yeetus self deletus

when you yeet yourself into something or someone at a speed that may damage you

person 1: "runs fast into something"
person 2: why he doing that?
person 1: yeetus self deletus!!

by TETP May 22, 2021

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self-goebbel

When one intentionally censors himself, usually in an electronic medium such as facebook, after posting something he knows is inflammatory in nature and is not worth the inevitable trouble that will arise because of it.

Pants typed something in the chat window he knew was unfair and judgemental, and before pressing enter, self-goebbeled himself and deleted the offending sentence.

by Slessy November 7, 2012

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