Mouth queef

When your bro attempts to burp but all that comes out is a pussy little squeak.

Todd: *inhales deeply* "<urp>"
Jake: "Dude, quit trying to burp. All that you're getting is these pussy fuckin mouth queefs..."

by Verber April 20, 2016

box queef

That squelching fart sound that you hear when slotting the lid back over a small, laminated cardboard box.

1: "Did you just fart?"
2: "Nah, it's just box queef. I was putting the lid back on the set of cards."

by Pseudonymouspseudonym September 22, 2016

Beef Queef

When one consumes a disgustingly large amount of beef, and then excretes an unhealthy amount of beef-flavored anal queefs.

"Hey Jimmy!"
"Sup."
"I've eaten a lot of steak, and now I am queefing right in my pants and it smells like gravy!"
"Looks like you've had a case of the beef queefs!"

by ARatherSmallBakedBean June 7, 2016

Gig queef

A gig queef is that puff of hot, moist air that escapes a crowd at gigs.

"Did you feel that gig queef? It hit me right in the face! 😖"

by Vanityvmodel May 13, 2016

Slippery Queef

Someone that is a total twat waffle cunt bucket. Every time you see their face you just know their queefs are slippery

Sara: Omg Kate! That girl is such a slippery queef!!
Kate: Yes! I just want to punch that slippery queef in the throat

by SparkleFlaps July 23, 2016

Beef queef

The act of gaining unecessary air causing a disruptive sound to one's ear vibrating the Labias as they are worn down to a crisp roast "beef".

That woman is excessively explosive with beef queefs!

by Steveeatspizza November 24, 2016

dildo queef

The farting of a dildo.

I met this girl last night and when I went to fuck her, she had a dildo queef

by CockBlast3r November 30, 2016