Parallel Parked

The instance when you are head-on approaching someone for a hug, and they surprisingly turn their body at the last second... Thus, resulting in the most awkward sidehug known to man.

Sally: How did the date end?

Lafonda: Awfully, I was going in for the hug and he Parallel Parked it on me. #Totes the most awk hug of life.

by MizzM. December 5, 2011

parking hole

A place to park, A parking spot, Mostly the only spot open that's sandwiched between 2 other vehicles. I live in Texas and far from the city. When I go into the City finding a parking hole, spot, whatever, is dreadful.

1. That bitch got the last parking hole. 2. They took my parking hole.

by Ismith10 January 22, 2018

Hit and park

When you dont look where you are going and run, walk, skate, ride your bike or jog into a parked car

Guy 1: Oh my fucking God did you see that?
Guy 2: yeah that guy got Hit and Parked
Both: HaHaHaHaHaHaHa
Guy 3: TOSSERS!

by Sex Hand Guy November 14, 2009

park meet

A sudden sexual incounter of two complete strangers. Usually takes place in park settings.

You're walking threw the park and someone of the opposite sex attracks you, barly anything is said but intercourse is ingaged.

by DJ London August 8, 2005

Overnight parking

When a man falls asleep whilst docking.

Liv: should I spend the night?

Chase: overnight parking?

Liv: you know I’m down

by 0fficer May 30, 2018

Disco Parking

Taking the best spot on the lot and usually the spot beside it becuase you have parked on an angle / . Mainly perpetrated by a "Creamer". This term is the pre-cursor to Rock Star Parking.

"Hey, look at Guido's shiny Camaro takin' up two spots in front of the club!"
"Yeah, he's totally disco parking!"

by Collin Sick March 14, 2008

Park Panther

a prostitute (usually black) that hangs out in public parks in the evenings.

Matt: Hey Tim let's go look for Park Panthers at Old Milbrook Park.
Tim: Let's do it.

by Harry Johnsons April 29, 2009