smokes three packs a day

One who smokes sicty cigarettes per day.

Your pop caught you smoking, and he said, "No way!"
That hypocrite smokes three packs a day

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004

one man wolf pack

A loner that refers to themself as a one man wolf pack to make themself seem cooler. Used in the popular movie The Hangover by Alan

guy#1: hey i am totaly a one man wolf pack i'm so awesome

guy#2: does your one man wolf pack play world of warcraft with you all night

guy#1: yeah

guy#2: loser!!!

by theonemanwolfpack January 26, 2010

5&1/2 pack

when someone has abs that are slightly slanted or uneven, appearing as if half an ab is missing

never make fun of someone for having a 5&1/2 pack.
1. they will endlessly venture for their missing and elusive half-ab, ultimately leading to their demise
2. They still have 5&1/2 more abs than you

by cheetaela October 23, 2013

cooter packing pussy licker

to lick the clitor/ass

oral sex

by harley October 26, 2003

Smokin da Jessica pack

When someone gets shot, people often say they got smoked, thus someone smoking on an "Opp" pack is literally saying they're killing them. Opp is short for opposition (enemies), while pack is referencing weed. When someone have a pack of weed, they might name it after a dead opp before they smoke it.

Yeah bro I was smokin da Jessica pack.

by XenxBTW May 26, 2021

six pack of jelly rolls

Six pack of jelly rolls is a term used to coin a person who's "abs" are really just rolls of fat.

Girl: "Wow, check out Fabs's six pack!"
Guy: "He's sucking in all his fat. Look, he's just got a six pack of jelly rolls!"

by supreme-ity May 24, 2009

gummy bear snack pack

when your balls get all sweaty, and it feels like you've got a gummy bear snack pack in your pants.

wow. I've got a gummy bear snack pack in my britches.

by rod fitzwell August 21, 2003