potato wedgie

The act of shoving a potato down someone’s trousers before giving them a wedgie to make it appear as though they have dedicated.

“I gave that kid a potato wedgie the other day and he actually shit himself!”

by Tmonrap July 19, 2019

Potato wedge

The potato wedge is the act of eating seven and a half chips then jumping into a tunnel slide and getting stuck.

Derives from the word wedge or wedging. Potato wedge or potato wedging is a rare, complicated manner . Often used as a joke or an insult

Jim: that person is so fat

Jonny: I know right... she probably does a potato wedge

by 8legs4eyes March 21, 2017

weird potato

A girl who is weird, short but is caring and lovely, all the boys wants to sly-ther-in her bed.

Jonah: Wow did you see that girl?

Ahmad: Yea! She's such a weird potato!

by WhyTheHellAreYouLookingAtThis? August 23, 2017

Mashed Potatoes

Literally the most unexplainably delicious foods ever created.

"Dude, wanna make some mashed potatoes"
"Hell ya man"

by annaa.rosee January 7, 2021

Potato Ladle

A spoon device used to scoop semen out of a potato after you have just ejaculated into it.

I forgot to wash my potato ladle before Sally used it to stir up her Sunday morning coffee.

by Jackin'OffInTheBox September 5, 2011

Bombay potatoes

A sexual act in which the receiver douses their mouth with hot sauce, curry, or some other spicy food additive and then inserts another person's balls in his/her mouth. After insertion, the receiver puffs his/her cheeks out repeatedly. If he/she does not oblige, their cheeks can be simultaneously patted on either side.

Girl, act yo bad self and gimme some Bombay potatoes.

by Isaac Beaverton September 19, 2009

rusty potato

A sweat baked potato. It's rusty because of the color of the potato.

"That was a delicious rusty potato, you're a great cook!"

by RedScum August 23, 2017