Paralyzed Bro

The state when you are being incapacitated due to abusing your computer/TV i.e. too much gaming, surfing on the internet or getting stoned by the TV commercials.

Dudebro - Hey, wanna shoot/slice some evil creatures or actually do something outside?

Paralyzed Bro - Nah, I rather write with my friends on facebook than being with 'em.

(Paralyzed Bro - No, insert excuse here.)

by xHoodwinked August 23, 2010

Boxset Bro

The Opposite to a boxset bully, a boxset bro is a friend who is more than willing to part with their favourite series that you always wanted to watch so they can share the awesomeness.

"Heres That Season of scrubs you missed"

"Thanks My boxset bro"

by M.O.P Bolticus April 10, 2009

Charge it bro

The phrase re-popularised on TikTok means to take something that is hard to bear.

“Nashawn your wood is too hard”
“Charge it bro, this isn’t your first rodeo anyway”

by iamsquare August 20, 2022

what bro

A classic phrase commonly used by people named Kyle or Nikhil, usually indicating a reacting to a question that they do not wish to answer.

Aidan : Why are you so fucking Indian
Nikhil : What bro

by whatbro99 January 23, 2020

Bro-brand

A tattoo on the lower back of a male.

First used by Artin Aghamalian

"Dude... that guy has a tramp stamp!" - Guy 1
"No, Dude. That is a bro-brand." - Artin

by SweetN8 July 30, 2014

Chyah Bro

Typically a Frat brother, wears flip flops on a regular basis, hemp necklesses, polos, name brand underwear, drinks "mad brewskis" specifically nattys, refers to females as "biddies, bitches, hos", typically self-conceited and think they can get "mo pussy", like to wear aviators and fitteds that dont fit their heads (resting on top of head), have keys on lanyard, play causal games of beer pong in apartments, gel their hair, fist pump at parties, pretend they know things about cars when they don't, overall a douche bag who thinks they are hot shit.

Frat Bro: "I'M SO DRUNK RIGHT NOW WTFFFF LETS BREAK SHIT"
Innocent by-stander: "What a chyah dude"

Chyah Bro: "Dude fuck condoms, plan B is only like 50 bucks"

Chyah: "I got so much pussy last weekend, like dude"

chyah: "dude bro I have a test tomorrow but like FUCKKK IT, PARTYYYY!"

Chyah dude pick up line: "Hey grl, wanna get some brewskis after class? chyah i'm like 21, sup?"

by STEAKLAHLZ1 March 9, 2012

yo bro

a person who is a friend who you cannot have legititmate conversations with

John:yo bro whats goin on
Sam:nm see you later

Jaleel:hey whats up
(jaleel's aquantiance from social studies)Martin:nm man school sucks

by extenzerocks October 12, 2009