New Old Mullet

A hairstyle in which the hair is buzzed down to 1/8th of an inch, also called "The Obadiah".

"Woah bro, I see you just got the new old mullet I'm impressed, looks good. You probably get all the women now"

New Old Mullet by ThymeKeeper March 22, 2023

new layer 2 bell 

the new layer 2 bell is a metaphor for never giving up despite danger or sadness. if you "get the bell, the new layer 2 bell" it shows that you have learned from your mistakes and grown to become a better person

Friend 1: my dog died :(
Friend 2: thats so sad :(

1 month later

Friend 1: I GOT THE BELL!!
Friend 2: ?
Friend 1: THE NEW LAYER 2 BELL!!!! MY PARENTS ARE GETTING ME A NEW PC
Friend 2: YOOO

new layer 2 bell by soundwaveknight June 19, 2023

New Zealand 

The free trial version of Australia, with the only threat being drunk bogans, the occasional flood and earthquakes. Pretty good views, I suppose. It's the same as Canada is to America: The politer, more boring version.

Guy 1: Yo, have you heard about New Zealand? I've always wanted to visit!
Guy 2: Dude, isn't their population like, 5 sheep for every person?

New Zealand by logant547 July 20, 2023

New IRA 

A terrorist/freedom fighting/ guerrilla organisation in Northern Ireland that seek Irish reunification

The New IRA are a remix of the old IRAs (Official and Provisional) but without popular support like last time

New IRA by Сейдж July 31, 2023

New Cabraskasota

New Cabraskasota is the 51 us state in the us. It is famous for its unique name and interesting culture. It is located near arizona. It has most of the u.s. oil.

yo bro wanna go to New Cabraskasota for a vacation.

New Cabraskasota by New Cabraskasota September 16, 2023

New Disc Goofin’

When you get a new disc and have no clue how it’s going to fly you let your card mates know your shot could go any which way by saying new disc goofin’.

“Holy shit Braeden that’s the wrong fairway,”

“Oops I was just goofin, new disc goofin’!”

New Disc Goofin’ by Swettro Boomin September 18, 2023

New Jersey 

A nasty brown stain between New York and Pennsylvania, with twice the corruption and none of the charm of either. The butt of every joke about the East Coast. The state that makes the rest of the northeast feel good about itself. A state whose residents have giant egos for no discernible reason and consider the urban wasteland seen from the Turnpike or Parkway as "scenery". Kinda like Connecticut if someone had urinated all over it and converted half of it into a toxic waste dump. A place where green air and glowing rivers are as common as big press-on fingernails and fake Luis Vuitton purses. The average IQ is "functionally retarded" but don't tell them that, because the mongoloid greaseball douchebags who inhabit "Joisey" will start a fight over anything. I'd be that miserable too if I had to live there. A fetid sewer of a state.

I just died and descended to the ninth circle of hell, where I am chained to a wall of fire and flogged with spike-covered whips for eternity. But hey, at least I'm not in New Jersey.

New Jersey by Diggit18 July 29, 2009