When a lad (or preferred sex) is on the shitter whilst their best friend is pissing between their legs.
by Captain mole butt July 23, 2025
Get the Thread the needle mug.Hym "Give me a fuck break asshole, I am between an ambulance and like some extracurricular medical attention to all times. Seriously, why don't you pay me like a fucking doctor if you want me to diagnosis myself? Dr. Hym. First diagnosis: Not fucking TMJ. I mean, can you believe this guy? If you were paying me like a doctor we all wouldn't be here right now, would we? Alright? Do you get it? You need really gotta relax with that shit. It doesn't need to be whatever you're trying to say it need to be to be legitimate. It involves real anecdotes from my real life and real memories. There is only 1 guy here. I don't see how my role in my thing is any different from your role in your thing, except, mine is better and you're getting paid and your dick sucked for being worse."
by Hym Iam September 25, 2025
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Hym "You really struggle with pronouns, don't you? I DO need it in there. I said 'I do' and now till death do we part. YOU need to accept that what YOU are doing isn't going to work and that what I'M doing IS going to work. That's it. That is all. You are not going to successfully control my mind and what you are doing now is selling the illusion of that to an audience so they can lie to the kids I scared. I scared the kids. The school shootings went down. You said 'Fuck Hym. We don't have to listen to Hym. LeT's Do ThE oPpOsItE!' And then I'm guessing they went up in direct proportion to you doing the thing I told you not to do. And now you are trying to make me submit to your will and not only is that not happening but nothing you can ever do is going to convince me to do that."
by Hym Iam November 30, 2025
Get the I DO need it in there mug.Nah you just don't need to make whatever point it is you are trying to make here by doing this to me. I was illiciting a response. You could just do that. You can just do the thing I want. But instead you wanted to try to teach me a lesson and you just don't need to do it.
Hym "Nope. Fuck you. You don't need to steal it and I don't need to ascent to your worldview. You can just pay. You want me to change my behavior as a precondition to getting credit for the good that I do. I just don't have to let you do this reversal of my thing. You are trying to validate your worldview through me AS THOUGH it is the only way that anyone gets anything in life is by way of compliance with the Jews. And if that IS the case than how are you not evil Jewish cabal? It isn't gambling. Or if there is gambling I'm not the one doing it or orchestrating it. Seriously. Fuck your piece of shit kids. For real. How about 'stop doing shit in their name or figure out how to stop people from doing shit in my name?' How bout Dat?"
by Hym Iam December 4, 2025
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Hym "I wouldn't have needed to... Because I literally am the guy. If they would have asked me, my response would have been a not-lie."
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