shnoodle noodle

Dick snot

Your such a shnoodle noodle

by Suffices July 26, 2016

Dapper Noodle

A play on Danger Noodle that refers to a snake that looks dapper, generally one with a top hat and occasionally a mustache.

“Hey, look at that Dapper Noodle”

“Eh, doesn’t look very dapper to me”

*gets bitten*

*dies*

“Serves you right”

by Dapper Noodle August 25, 2022

Pot Noodle

A slang term for the effects of excess consumption of marijuana. Pot = marijuana, noodle = head/brain, thus pot noodle = marijuana head/brain.

Don't even listen to him, he's got pot noodle. It's okay, he'll be fine in the morning.

by falsetokaiba May 9, 2019

Dumb Curry Noodle

Probably the most creative insult Calum has ever come up with in his entire time on Xbox, it still hurts me to this day.

Shut up you absolute Dumb curry noodle

by Saint gratitude December 16, 2020

noodle dick

just a long skinny dick

yo jimmys got a noodle dick

by smd or get cbt December 28, 2019

Noodle groovin

It’s when you do a line of crystal meth and start moving all around. A tweeker,/ meth addict who is as thin as a noodle start to wiggle, and look like They are dancing ,and jerking in all different directions

Look at that meth addict noodle groovin.

by Eyeloveu October 8, 2019

Noodles

The only thing you can afford. Kek

I'm gonna go home and eat some noodles. Kek

by Pickle man!! January 30, 2019