The Simp (Kim Jung Un) and the Blimp (Donald Trump) met in Singapore for coffee , ergo the Simp and the Blimp
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Get the Simps of the Round Table mug.A boy with a small penis, very skinny but with an extremely large nose. He wears blush and eyeliner as well as wearing a hat inside. He is still in kids sized clothes and doesn’t know the name of the jersey he is wearing. He loves blocking his friends on Snapchat! Also, he a simp
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Get the John Kimberlin (simp) mug.an Owen who crowns himself as being predominantly more important than all other simps and recommend all persons of the opposite sex to pleasure him
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Get the Owen the King of Simps mug.The rise of the simps. Annoying simps show up everywhere and run after whichever girl they simp for. Also female simps chase the guys they simp for. Simps show not only on twitch but show up in public causing chaos.
Person 1: The random Chimp event ain't real.
Person 2: But random simp event is probably gonna be true someday.
Person 2: But random simp event is probably gonna be true someday.
by Saitama 777 November 11, 2020
Get the Random simp event mug.A tier one simp is a person who usually falls in love easily. They post stupid things that normally annoy people like “he’s so cute”, or “ h love him so I can’t wit till we get married” a tier one simp usually says this while in the talking stage which leads to heart break if they never date there wanna be partner
Person: “ my crush is so fine and cute I love falling asleep otp with them I love them”.
Another person: “ ugh ur such a tier one simp u can’t love someone ur talking to
Another person: “ ugh ur such a tier one simp u can’t love someone ur talking to
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