May 4

may 4 is when my cosplay comes‼️

“ May 4 “

by Bobasanaa on tiktok May 3, 2021

18th of may

18th of may is international give money to people who start with ‘b’ day. If you know anyone whose name starts with a ‘b’ you have to give them $5

Yay it’s the 18th of may I can’t wait to give Brandon $5

by Brodie Roofs November 3, 2020

May 17th

Amazing-ness was born

Person 1: it’s may 17th
Person 2: so?

Person 1: amazing-ness was born today 🙏🏽

by You:) December 8, 2019

May 1

May 1st is put a party horn in your ass and fart day

Idefk why this thought came into my mind, I’m going back to therapy after may 1 tho

by Oopsguessimmabitch March 31, 2021

May 24th

National kick a boy’s balls day!

Sarah: You know what day it is ?
Sam:what?
Sarah: May 24th
*kicks his balls*
Sam:ow what was that for?
Sarah: Pay back for the 24th of April!!!

by Mmmss April 25, 2021

May 11

It’s rate my body shape day. On that day you can send a picture of your body (naked, in underwear or just wearing what you feel in PHAT) and ask for an honest assessment of how sexy you are.

- It’s May 11. Wanna rate my some nudes?
- Boner alert

by Garbaragerack May 10, 2021

May 25th

The New International Goth Day because Alli forgot

Alli: I MISSED INTERNATIONAL GOTH DAY
Foley: HOW
Alli: I DONT KNOW
Foley:MAKE A NEW ONE

*may 25th was made new goth day shortly after the incident”

by Bes Mean May 24, 2021