ur dad lesbian 

a comeback to roast people with cuz you epic

HAH steve ur mom gay
ur dad lesbian

ur dad lesbian by urmomishellagayy May 28, 2019

Drier than a lesbian in a male strip club 

An unwanted situation:

When there isn’t a single dealer open in a 15 mile radius and you just smoked your last doob.

Or

A getaway line when you really don’t want to return someone’s advances.

In case of doobie drought:

Samantha: “I want to cry.”
Tenzin: “Why, whats wrong?”
Samantha: “Just finished my last nug, it’s going to be a long week. This town is drier than a lesbian in a male strip club.”

In case of Nice Guys and Pick me Girls:

Hanna, to friends: “Tonight’s been so fun, it’s been great to see you guys”
Random Bobilly: “Hey beautiful, let me buy you a drink, I’ll make your night amazing.”

Hanna: “Aha, no..... The thought actually makes me drier than a lesbian in a male strip club. Bye.”

Drier than a lesbian in a male strip club by MotherofMangos January 16, 2021

Capital B Lesbian 

A Bisexual who wishes they were a lesbian. Also called a LesBi

Sasha: "I'm Bi, but I wish I was a lesbian."
Connie: "Oh, so then you're a Capital B Lesbian."
Sara: "I wish I was, but Gabi shot me in Episode 67"

Capital B Lesbian by ManWithASoupCan March 21, 2021

ur dad lesbian 

the only roast that can reverse ur mom gay

Frank ur mom gay
me ur dad lesbian
world fucking implodes into death
solersystom entirly collapses
universe is completely obliterated
the multiverse completely dies

ur dad lesbian by hatman definitions May 31, 2021

lip tint lesbian

In between a chapstick lesbian and a lipstick lesbian; a lip tint lesbian is lower maintenance and typically lives in jeans, but does enjoy a strappy pair of heels, sexy tops, make up, and admires fashion more than a chapstick would

I saw Brenda last night dressed in a tight dress and heels with a full face of make up, but I usually see her rocking converses, hoodies, and beanies. She's such a lip tint lesbian.

lip tint lesbian by ottersarewaterbreathingdogs December 14, 2022

Non-Binary Lesbian 

Someone who has zero clue what Non-binary or Lesbian mean

"They said they were a Non-binary Lesbian" -Kyle "That makes literally zero sense and I'm nonbinary" -Tim

Non-Binary Lesbian by Non-binary God June 15, 2023

a cute, nice and lesbian girl 

A girl that is too hot to not be dated by a boy and also impossible to be dated by a boy since she's lesbian.

The boy couldn't date the girl because she's a cute, nice and lesbian girl.

a cute, nice and lesbian girl by Jessie Lesbian November 27, 2019