Skip to main content

girlfriend-in-law

term used for a "good" female friend who is closely related (e.g. sister, best friend, roommate) to your girlfriend
Dude, you're dating Lindsay but I saw you face-sucking with Britney.

It's cool -- Brit's my girlfriend-in-law -- that gives me special privileges!

If you can convince Lilo of that, you are my new god!
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada August 24, 2010
mugGet the girlfriend-in-law mug.

Law giver

Law giver= Lazy And Working.
Someone who is employed, usually only worked for one company etc in their life. Constantly having a go at unemployed people, mainly to hide the fact that they have no life skills of their own and could end up unemployed themselves one day, (and try to get out of doing anything at work if they can- quite often have a beer belly!).
Mainly marry young and treat their wives like a surrogate mother and skivvy.
Often read gutter press tabloid newspapers to arm their politically narrow minded and bigoted idealistic views.
Law giver usually driving a works van, 'Look at all them lot coming out of the Unemployment Centre' (wind's van window down and shouts out while passing)'Get a Job you lazy bastards'.
Unemployed person whispers to himself 'another bigoted Law giver' after spending 4+ hours trying to find a job in said Unemployment Centre (job centre).
by Greg Claassen August 4, 2008
mugGet the Law giver mug.

Egglestons' Law

You can always find anything when you don't want it.
Egglestons' Law is the process of continually coming across items you don't want in everyday life, however when you do need to find an item, you cannot.
by Eggy29Kenobi May 13, 2019
mugGet the Egglestons' Law mug.

Law-Less

An Awesome band from southern Maryland, USA. Search them on facebook at "facebook.com/bandlawless"

Band:Jake Downs,Dustin Downs, Michael Laulis,Alex Mattingly
That Band "Law-Less"
by AAJQB July 22, 2011
mugGet the Law-Less mug.

murphy's law

The title of Murphy Lee's album.
Murphy Lee's new shiz Murphy's Law is off da heez fo sheez.
by Anonymous October 9, 2003
mugGet the murphy's law mug.

Cunninghams Law

Assuming through some weird logic that all of the screw ups in the world are at the fault of a close friend or relative
guy1: Cunninghams law states that YOU caused the recession

guy2: ahhhh fucksticks
by scumbag1987 January 6, 2010
mugGet the Cunninghams Law mug.

murphy's law

Everything that could possibly go wrong will. The only reason that this is sometimes true is because everybody that believes it has a really pessimistic view on life, and if you have a positive attitude good things will happen.
I called a girl up and asked her out on a date. I got diarrhea, I lost my job, my car crashed, I was 2 hours late, and when I got there she had already left on a date with another guy. So I came home, told my hot roommate, and we ended up fucking all night long.
by Buttfucked September 7, 2003
mugGet the murphy's law mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email