Uncle Knobhead

Somebody who if it wasn't for social media would be completely ignored. Thrives in the company of other Uncle Knobheads. Nobody else is impressed.

I'll just have a look at social media to see what people are thinking about the latest from the Middle East. Oh fuck, the Uncle Knobheads are there already.

by Terry Clee October 25, 2023

Jaw-knobbing

When one fill their mouth jizz, rests the testicle on their chin or throat, and then opens and closes the jaw bouncing the testicles up and down.

I got lock jaw last saturday from too much jaw-knobbing

by #jizzyjay May 24, 2024

what knobs

Old Fashion Assortments used to place on coffee tables; Such as ceramic praying hands, incense Holders, ash trays, sport trophies, flower vase, etc.

Don't knock my what Knobs off the table or you getting a whooping

by IncredibleC June 22, 2024

The knobby Frey

Reflection of a grown man’s penis in the urinal.

Friend #1 Hey bro I’m going to go take a hot piss, watch my beer and don’t let that chick put anything in it yeah?

Friend #2 That son of a B, he got me again… look at the Knobby Frey, you have to zoom in but look at that thing… looks like a dress shoe.

Friend #3 I’m a medical professional and I am legally along with ethically required to look at it. Oh hot damn I have a cure for that small little dress shoe looking wiener in my bag! Here you go, some hot off the shelf Gas Station Boner pills.

by Fun in the Fanny July 28, 2024

Torch Knobbing

The act of using a blow torch or other heating device on a door knob, then using it for sexual pleasure, usually by way of anal.

one second honey im torch knobbing

by rybones October 6, 2025

Velvet Knobjob

Oral stimulation of the penis performed by an edentulous individual. The term is usually employed in a derogatory or demeaning manner toward the performer, commonly an elderly woman or a chronic user of methamphetamines.

Derek, did Danny's mom give you another velvet knobjob?

by OhFee October 31, 2025

Chicago Knobcopter

The act of getting rock solid and inserting the shaft, and then spinning horizontally with legs and arms up like a helicopter

I caught Jake and Caroline doing the Chicago Knobcopter in the basement!

by baljeetfromtheRAQ January 18, 2026