Jordan

Jordan is typically one of the few male creatures with a unreasonably large log between his beefy thighs, they say all Jordan's have their 3rd leg measured with a trundle wheel by the age of 11. by the age of 17 their cock is incredibly destructive as the force it gathers with its swings is so insurmountable that anyone in its way will perish. due to the amount of blood circulating through this log of theirs there heart has to work overtime, meaning they will die an early death, which if didn't happen civilization as we know it will most certainly collapse and fall under the supremacy of all of the Jordan cocks circulating through the cock economy.

Wait is that guy a Jordan? how old is he?
'17'
fucks sake we are done for.

by JordanCultFollower May 22, 2022

Jordan

A fat kid with the worst of jokes. He never really pulls any woman and gets picked on by them quite often. Jordan says he has his life set but he’s truly falling apart on the inside. His best friend is his right hand.

“You are so ugly, you must be a Jordan”
“That joke was lame you must have heard it from Jordan”

by Downrightmean September 12, 2019

Jordan

The different meaning of the n-word

Man that Jordan is annoying

by Daddy sqrt April 15, 2021

national jordan shoe day

A day on March 23 where you wear Jordan and get dripped out.

“aye man it’s national jordan shoe day”
“oh mb lemme put on my 1s”

by glock0gan5 March 16, 2023

Jordan Elbridge

Jordan Elbridge is a town in New York where all the ugly ass, druggy crackheads, bumfucks, mullet wearing twerps, slutty ass whores, racist ass bitches, social rejects live.

Jordan Elbridges School is even worse, you got the slutty girls, the slutty guys, and then the rest are just fucked up in the head, The kids there will treat you like shit and make you feel like absolute fucking nothing. DONT move out to Elbridge or Jordan New York. You will regret it.

Jordan Elbridge is trash.

by ghost4444 October 16, 2022

Jordan

The biggest asshole you’ll ever meet he’s sweet but super insecure don’t ever date one.

Oh your dating Jordan I’ll be praying for you

by Laquanesha October 30, 2022

Jordan

Jordans are hot beautiful people. They are weird and annoying af. A Jordans have A HUGE ASS and big lips. They have either no tits or HUGE MOMMY MILKERS. Jordans are gods so bow down.

Ex:

Girl one: Is that a Jordan with a huge ASS.
Girl two: Duh only Jordans have huge Badonkadonk's.

by Jordanthesexybeast September 25, 2021