"Dude, I had crazy butt sex today and went to the store. When I farted, I felt so bad for jizz dusting everyone there."
by Bostondubs November 20, 2017
Get the Jizz dustingmug. Semen that does not contain sperm. After a man has a vasectomy he is only capable of shooting off Diet Jizz, as opposed to Jizz Classic.
Wife: “Honey, I really think I should consider seeing my doctor for birth control.”
Husband: “Sweetie, there’s no need to worry. The only thing I’m shootin’ is Diet Jizz.”
Husband: “Sweetie, there’s no need to worry. The only thing I’m shootin’ is Diet Jizz.”
by Rock 1 March 27, 2025
Get the Diet Jizzmug. Uncurable disease known to americans and romaniac's that can have an effect 3 generations, forwards or backwards. Know as the Jizz tiz.. don't get that on you it's unwashable
by THE REAL COOP February 17, 2025
Get the Jizz tizmug. The Type of sex toy that reeks of centuries worth of crusted up cum rags, but still works after all that shit's been through
by JozzJuicer November 24, 2022
Get the Joaquin's Jizz Juicermug. by AmazingJuniorBros February 5, 2021
Get the Jizzing on the Sea Surfacemug. Dylan:Hey jamal, what are you doing?
Jamal:Not much just prepping my barbecue watermelon jizz
Cian: DYLAN LOOK OUT!
Dylan:Jamal! Why did you just Barbecue watermelon jizz are over me you silly nigger
Jamal:Not much just prepping my barbecue watermelon jizz
Cian: DYLAN LOOK OUT!
Dylan:Jamal! Why did you just Barbecue watermelon jizz are over me you silly nigger
by BWJpriest June 6, 2024
Get the barbecue watermelon jizzmug. 