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Emotional Jizz

When you cum from pure beauty not from being sexually aroused.
My first emotional jizz was because my dad said he loved me.
by snorlax blumpkin December 22, 2018
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jizz fair

A farmers market, for jizz. Local single men setup lizz huts on Tuesdays, where women can meet and determine DNA they want for their fetus. Once they find a suitable male sample, they barter for a bucket of fresh cream filling to shoot up their clamburger, at one of the many fertilization stations.
Meeting “Mr. Right” is overrated. I was thinking of heading to the jizz fair again. I'm just ready to get knocked up already.
by sci-isms March 23, 2024
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Jizz whiz

That syrupy piss you take right after ejaculating.
Man, I just took a jizz whiz after pounding my lady.
by DJ Spigga 4 Lyfe July 9, 2012
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Jizz Jennifer

A person who likes to be the center of a nasty bukkake party, usually the totally out-of-her mind porno star with big lips and fake boobs.
She was taking all that jizz in her face like a good jizz Jennifer.
by Brittle Ninja February 27, 2022
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Jizz hut

A jizz hut was invented by the leadsinger in the band by the same name, a jizz hut is also known to be a man made hut where elder men jizz in each others hands and smer thier faces with the semen as part of a retual for strong genitals, in holland jizz huts can be found on the red light district where you pay to extract your “jizz” into a cup supervised by a nurce, a hot nurce i might add.
Hey joe did you go to that jizz hut last week me and sven really liked it

Jizz hut a place to donate semen

Jizz hut an antient tradition of strong genetials

Hey did you see the pictures i took of my new jizz hut ? Now i’m sure to gain the respect of my peers.

Jizz = semen, hut = house.
by Jizz hut the band May 18, 2018
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Jizz

To pee
by Am3r1c4nb0y February 18, 2021
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Jizz Money

Someone who didn't earn their wealth, but obtained their wealth through a well timed money shot.
The Koch Brothers are Jizz Money. As a matter in fact two-thirds of the 1% are Jizz Money.
by Slick Lion January 20, 2016
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