dual release squatted jerk

When someone is taking a massive shit that's taking so long they decide they have enough time to bust one out WHILE STILL SHITTING

damn james has been in the bathroom for a while. must be having a little dual release squatted jerk

by GatorYourAde January 30, 2023

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jerk odd

Like jerk off but upside down

I do to bed to fuck and jerk odd.

by Jerkodd191 April 13, 2017

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Join Jerk January

also see No Nut November and Destroy Dick December and No Finger February. when you and the boys have to get together for a circle jerk during january.

Big D: yo you want to come to my place for Join Jerk January?
Lil D: nah man i've got plans with gary.

by BeeNumber69 November 2, 2021

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jerk off in someone

Basically sex.

Person 1: What did you do in the room?
Person 2: Jerk off in someone.

by Eggg1031 April 1, 2024

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Jerk-lurker

Or jerklerker, is a person who intentionally Jacks-off around one person or in public.

"I was pissing in a bush till i saw the eyes of a jerk-lurker staring at me, then I heard the beating of meat"

"I was in a McDonald's bathroom stall when I saw the dude next stall over was jerk-lurking around all these poor souls, so I started banging on the stalls wall and scared him away."

by Defusion4 September 29, 2023

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