Jerkaverse

An argument based on a piece of religious text taken out of context.

Guy 1: Dude, the Bible is all out in favor of spanking in the bedroom! Matthew 5:39 tells us that, if someone spanks you on one butt cheek, you're to present the other one for spanking as well.

Guy 2: Jerkaverse! Did you even read the verse? There's no mention of a butt, nor is there any mention of foreplay.

by Nutty Peanuts July 31, 2025

Jerka

Cherrylips, curly blondie QUEEN. A woman who is living rentfree on some guys heart.

Everyone would appreciate some Jerka in their life.

by Ateggo September 16, 2025

Jerk Circle

A popular dance known as a jerk where a group of individuals dance

Yo let’s hit the jerk circle

by Max debank October 16, 2025

Jerk search

The act of trying to find a male partner while out at the bar.

"Let's go jerk search tonight."
"We met on our jerk search that other night"

by ayeitsbrobro November 17, 2025

Jerked in

To be dialed in, focused, also could be used as hooked up in a VIP situation.

"My boy has a skybox at the garden, the staff delivers him drugs, if you go to the game with him, he's got it all jerked in."
"Is this taken care of? Don't worry about it, it's all jerked in."
"What's up man? I can't talk right now, I'm all jerked in."

by nellsyeah November 23, 2025

shuttle jerk

when a man whips out his penis and asks cookie if he wants punch his ass hole while the man licks his ball sack

hey man wanna shuttle jerk man?, you can invite you friends

by COOKIEEVANJORDANLUCASNICK August 22, 2008

e-jerk off

What Xessive and dizzy do in xessive's meetings

dizzy:that was the dumbest meeting....(after being "e-jerk off"

by vand3l October 11, 2008