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Irish Gummybear

Sex move where you apply heavy lubricant to a girl's sphincter. Then some asshole with no teeth fills his mouth with whipped cream and gummy bears and spits them into her butthole. Afterwards the toothless participant slurps the shit covered gummy bears out and gurgles them around in his mouth giving his gums a super decent massage.

Often times this is followed up by the woman upper cutting the toothless fuckers face and yelling at him to get the fuck out for being such a desperately pathetic douche bag.

This is typically performed by men highly susceptible to relapsing on hard drugs.
During the AA meeting, Bobby asked if he could discuss feelings of guilt and shame for the topic after receiving an Irish Gummybear from his secret lover.
by Gummybear_luv November 29, 2020
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Irish Pregame

An orgy
“Hey, what were you guys doing in there? It sounded kinda sus
“Don’t worry my bro we were just having an Irish pregame, Notre Dame is playing soon so my boys and I had to get it on
by bamsuch9 November 7, 2020
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Irish Getaway

Have sex at your mums house and before you spaff scream MAM!!! And jump out the windows and run leaving the girl confused until your mam walks in
Guy 1:I just did an Irish getaway on that girl there

Guy 2: I did the same with your mum
by Assniffer December 31, 2020
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Irish cream

When one cum's onto a sheep's back than proceeds to put the animal in a bus school and ram it full speed into a hospital wall.
Man two irish creams alone this year, what has the world became.
by Magnus Tata December 31, 2020
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irish flashbang

where you cum in a girls eyes and rub fake tan on her face
by irish flasbang January 9, 2021
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Irish coffee

The socially acceptable version of a speedball

(Speedball: cocaine and heroin simultaneously)
That Irish coffee has me going
by Jack1012938 January 23, 2021
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irish gravy

The result of a shart
There was some Irish gravy in a pint glass I guess someone started in it
by Yannicks puzzle January 29, 2021
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