red wings

A professional hockey team from Detroit. To date, they have won 9 Stanly Cups. Also refired to as "'Wings".

"Dude, You catch the Redwings game last night?!"
"Yeah man, the Wings are do'in great!"

by Aris #32 June 26, 2005

red sox

lame-ass cocksuckers that have a fan base that believes winning 1 fuckin world series in 86 years qualifies them as the best team in baseball history. the 2004 yankees were injury depleted and were probably screwed because the red sox paid off the umpires in the last 4 games of last years alcs. the red sox also have the biggest asshole since pete rose in curt not worth a mother fucking schilling. the NEW YORK YANKEES are the best team in all of sports with 26 world championships and 39 world series appearances they are truly the epitome of all sports franchises. and for the record the yankees did blow the 2004 alcs (they were cheated) but let us not forget that the red sox blew a 14.5 game lead in 1978 and a 2-0 lead in the AL East playoff by giving up a homerun to BUCKY DENT. he probably hit two other homeruns in his entire career. and also we must pay homage to the fine glovework of bill buckner in the 1986 world series and jonnie pesky's throwing abilities in the 1946 world series. they are the true chokeartists not the injury depleted 2004 Yankees. 2005 belongs to the bronx bombers. go Yankees.

red sox fan: the red sox are the best team ever man. we won in 1918 and 2004. the yankees won 26 world series but suck.
yankees fan: truth is the red sox have choked way more and way worse in their history than the yankees did in 2004. they suck balls and will not win again until at least 2090, mother fucker.

by tellin it like it truly is June 18, 2005

My red

No matter how far, she’s always therefore me probably the fault of some little red string unbreakable for some reason

Mouse... your my red

by Banderson12321 November 14, 2020

red pineapple

When a virgin inserts a mini pineapple inside her vaginal area and pop her metephoric cherry and let it bleed out the pineapple and she feeds it to her youngest sibling as an ancient ritual of witches to cleanse the body of sins.

I gave my little brother my red pineapple because I showed my cousin my boobs.

by Mormonboy1 May 14, 2017

Navy red

It’s technically maroon but Twitch.tv/foolish__gamers says any color can be navy.

I like that navy red and navy purple together on that sweater

by Basedceb April 19, 2021

Red Baloon

When a female manages to have her period on another humans face.

Dude: Last night I went to eat out my girlfriend and she gave me the most surprising red baloon it even went in my eyes!!
Guy: Gnarley dude you should have slapped her

by bdemsk September 27, 2009

red wheels

The act of eating out a woman in a wheel chair while she has her period.

I went out with a quadriplegic last night and earned my red wheels.

by Eatingquads July 05, 2017