He Walked On Water

He wore starched white shirts buttoned at the neck
And he'd sit in the shade and watch the chickens peck
And his teeth were gone, but what the heck
I thought that he walked on water
Said he was a cowboy when he was young
He could handle a rope and he was good with a gun
And my mama's daddy was his oldest son
And I thought that he walked on water

And if the story was told, only heaven knows
But his hat seemed to me like an old halo
And though his wings, they were never seen
I thought that he walked on water
Well, he tied a cord to the end of a mop
And said, "Son, here's a pony, keep her at a trot"
And I'd ride in circles while he laughed a lot
Then I'd flop down beside him
And he was ninety years old in '63
And I loved him and he loved me
And Lord, I cried the day he died
'Cause I thought that he walked on water
But if the story was told, only heaven knows
But his hat seemed to me like an old halo
And though his wings, they were never seen
I thought that he walked on water
Yeah, I thought that he walked on water

by Gothic Miscreant October 19, 2025

He wasn't talking about Trump

That's a lie Ana Kasparian.

Hym "Because he wasn't talking about Trump. That's the lie. Ana. He sat there and avoided the question and then he made up a story so that he didn't have to tell the truth. The truth is like poison to Christians. The hate it almost as much as they hate God himself. So he is lying. That's the specific lie. You are lying as well, Ana. To cover for Tuckers lie. He makes up a story. Now it's your turn to make up a story. And then you do that until people stop asking."

by Hym Iam October 23, 2025

What does he doobiehind closed doors?

A casting-doubt-on-da-person's-true-beliefs question dat you sarcastically ask regarding someone who vigorously/huffily denounces marijuana use.

If notorious "secretly-sipping" characters like da King in "Huckleberry Finn" and Gerald Strickland in "Back To the Future" had been decrying cannabis instead of alcohol, one might logically have asked, "What does he doobiehind closed doors?"

by QuacksO October 26, 2025

He thought he was Italian

An anti-semitic dog whistle phrase. Used when encountering someone who is Jewish. It is a play on the "Italian's aren't Jewish" joke, see the relevant family guy skit. The phrase itself is ironically derived from the title of a song, He Thought He was Italian by The Barcelona Gypsy Klezmer Orchestra, this song is a very Jewish, Klezmer song. It is unclear whether the two "He's" mentioned in the title are two different people(ie, someone thought that another person was Italian and they were actually Jewish) or if it is both the same man(ie, a person from Italy is unaware of their Jewish ancestry.

"Italian music. Yeah right. He thought he was Italian."

by Tourniquette October 28, 2025

He's right!

Yes. If you listen to Sam Sedar and let him talk you out of stopping it... Then you can't stop the child murder. They have made an agreement with eachother to let me get robbed as punishment for saying things they don't like and I do not have to let them steal. Make them do it. Their agreement is null and void. You have spent the last 10 years trying to assert that this is the consequences of my actions but then he's instructing people to let the kid whose life is only at risk because Sem Sedar and his coalition of YouTubers have agreed to sabotage me. This couldn't be any more self inflicted for you. They made a conscious decision to steal from the guy who said he would murder a child if you stole from him. This is just a game to them.

Hym "He's right! If he succeeds in talking you out of stopping it, you can't stop it. Sam Sedar is having a power trip and he doesn't care if it costs a random mother the life of her kid. He will throw your kids life in the trash for nothing. And so will your senator. And it isn't just relegated to the mid west. They are doing something to me. I am not doing anything to anyone yet but I have already decided what is going to happen if they aren't made to stop. Go do that or listen to Sam Sedar and let the kids die again. Because he already let it happen once and covered it up. He has nothing to lose (unless you murder his kid) and the only thing he has to gain is saving his own skin for participating in the cover up that already cost X amount of kids their lives."

by Hym Iam October 31, 2025

There's literally nothing I can do about it (There's something he can do about it)

Yeah I saw a meme that went along those lines. I'm not doing that.

Hym "You see: There's literally nothing I can do about it (There's something he can do about it) 👈 That right there is YOUR ego. That's the little voice in your head. I say something. You tell yourself the opposite. The reality is in fact the thing I said. You prompt me to do something about it. I already said the thing that is commensurate with what is actually the case and, therefore, have no choice but to repeat myself. OK. I'll do the only other thing I can do which is: tell you something else that is non-contradictory. That being 'Stop stalling and do the thing I said."

by Hym Iam November 5, 2025

Murder he wrote

When you have to stop Mid stroke just to get the caution tape and the white sheet to throw over half ya girl ( for ones that can't handle the gore that is )

Troy mfking spitz done earned the " Murder he wrote " alias..

by Punanie kings November 8, 2025