you must have a lot of free time

A phrase which should be used toward someone who has nothing better to do with the time they have off from school, work, etc.

Ronald: I submit a new word to the Urban Dictionary editors EVERYDAY

J: Wow you must have a lot of free time

Ronald: Yeah I do. Thanks!

J: You don´t get it, do you?

Ronald:What do you mean?

J:*sigh*...

by I´mYoPopsSoListenUp February 20, 2012

I seem to have done a toilet on the floor

What you say when you just had an accident.

"Dude, I seem to have done a toilet on the floor."
"Dude, clean it up, that is gross."

by Soiled Undergarment August 16, 2003

Do You Have to go to college to be an emojiologist?

No. Emojiology Is a extremely simple career for teenagers. The requirements to be a Emojiologist is too start posting emojis on Instagram as a teenager and then keep posting them until you make a $1 Million Dollars.

Do You Have to go to college to be an Emojiologist?

by Jkr Moji September 09, 2020

I have read and agree to the Privacy Policy

The biggest lie ever told.

Ugh, YES, Urban Dictionary! I have read and agree to the Privacy Policy!

by oiwedoeurh February 06, 2023

Someone must have shit in his cereal

To be grumpy or a curmudgeon, someone who is often in a bad mood

Boy that guy is a pain in the ass. Someone must have shit in his cereal

“No wonder it seems like someone shit in his cereal.”

― Upon Stilted Cities: The Winds of Change

by -LL17 February 15, 2019

You have one new text message

You have one new text message. High five

You have one new text message. High five

by WordDisassociation November 01, 2020

Do you wish to have an unfortunate experience?

Another way of saying "do you wanna have a bad time?" with larger vocab, or increased amounts of words used.

*do you wanna have a bad time?
*do you wish to have an unfortunate experience?

by Definer of Useless Information January 28, 2023