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Hannah Schulze

by ShlongDongdiggitydong March 25, 2022
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Hannah May Finger

An extremely rare and complicated break in your finger. It’s like a Jersey Finger Injury only worse. Instead of one tendon being ruptured there are two dislocated tendons (The Distal Phalange and Intermediate phalange to be specific) and a broken bone above the distal phalange. It’s so rare of an injury it didn’t have a name until now.
I had to have surgery to fix my Hannah May Finger.
by HannahMayW March 26, 2022
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Wilde Hilde aka Hannah

Ohne Brille nix los. Keine Chance Kreuzworträtsel oder die siebenhundertdreiundzwanzigste,achteinssechste Mathe Aufgabe zu lösen.

Trude (ACHTUNG: vierbeinig aber KEIN Pferd) ist als zwar hinternloser aber ständiger Begleiter oder persönliches Taxi stets an ihrer Seite, sollte sie sich nicht gerade im Parkhaus verlaufen oder mal wieder keine Motivation haben die Beine in Gang zu bringen, um (natürlich absolut nötiger Weise.. *nicht*) Stunden vor Unterrichtsbeginn die Schule zu erreichen.

Fragwürdig bleibt dennoch: ist es Trude oder doch unsere Hannah, die die verhassten 50cm Wesen aus der niederen Bevölkerungsgruppe (=Kinder) ummähen will?

Die Antwort kennen nur die beiden... doch durch fallende Kommentare bei Begegnungen mit Individuen dieser Art lässt sich erahnen, wer die 100%ige Wahrscheinlichkeit für sin solches für Hass codierendes Allel in sich trägt.
Wilde Hilde aka Hannah: "och ne digga, schon wieder diese scheiß Dreckskinder immer, da will man sich einmal ne Brezel kaufen bruder."
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Hannah

Asks people for them to be her sex toy. She is also transgender
by anonymous January 25, 2022
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Hannah

The badass girl who doesn’t care what others think. She’s not good at expressing feelings or emotions. Is partially broken, but still has some hope. She is a beautiful, intelligent, caring, strong, independent, and mindful girl with one of the best personalities. She believes in hard work rather than luck. She had already accepted the fact that most guys are too intimidated to even look at her. She'll always be too intelligent, too confident, and too much for everyone. Others want to be her...or be with her because she is fiercely ambitious and subtly sexy. She's obsessed with winning, and she's pretty good at it.

She has black hair with tantalizing Chinita eyes that will cause you to get lost in space because once you look at them they always look so cold, hard, and emotionless. It's VERY rare that she does not like someone if she does not like you she will make it well known and not hide the fact from you. The last thing is that she hates fake people and will stick up for others no matter what the cost.

She is the most serene, goddess of beauty, smart, and talented. Seems not to care but deep inside she cares more than anybody else. Yet, she’s not perfect. She has her flaws and weaknesses. She can be arrogant, strict, selfish, rude, and bossy at times. Regardless of how difficult she is most of the time that doesn’t change her great personality. She is the type of person you never wanna lose. You need a Hannah in your life!
Hannah is beauty and brain.
by dhsjuwiwbevys January 25, 2022
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Hannah Kathleen

The badass girl who doesn’t care what others think. She’s not good at expressing feelings or emotions. Is partially broken, but still has some hope. She is a beautiful, intelligent, caring, strong, independent, and mindful girl with one of the best personalities. She believes in hard work rather than luck. She had already accepted the fact that most guys are too intimidated to even look at her. She'll always be too intelligent, too confident, and too much for everyone. Others want to be her...or be with her because she is fiercely ambitious and subtly sexy. She's obsessed with winning, and she's pretty good at it.

She has black hair with tantalizing Chinita eyes that will cause you to get lost in space because once you look at them they always look so cold, hard, and emotionless. If she does not like you she will make it well known and not hide the fact from you. The last thing is that she hates fake people and will stick up for others no matter what the cost.

She is the most serene, goddess of beauty, smart, and talented. Seems not to care but deep inside she cares more than anybody else. Yet, she’s not perfect. She has her flaws and weaknesses. She can be arrogant, strict, selfish, rude, and bossy at times. Regardless of how difficult she is most of the time that doesn’t change her great personality. She is the type of person you never wanna lose. You need a Hannah in your life!
Hannah Kathleen is beauty and brain.
by dhsjuwiwbevys January 25, 2022
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Hannah

A name in the English language, used for women. It means "favoured by God"
by paranoidpotato January 28, 2022
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