Fruit Teeth Monster Yogurt

Fruit Teeth Monster Yogurt is the situation when a monster eats your fruit yogurt as you brush your teeth

Tess: *brushes teeth*
Monster: *eats fruit yogurt viciously*
Narrator: This is a real Fruit Teeth Monster Yogurt situation

by Madetyro August 11, 2018

Eat a fruit roll up off it

The act of when a person(make or female) eats a fruit roll up off another male's dick, usually offered upon someone when needed

"Bro please let me cheat off your test I will eat a fruit roll up off it"

by anonymous July 31, 2024

fruit picking sodomite

A homosexual man who not only partakes in the act of anal sex (sodomy) but also 'picks the fruit', in other words folates and handles the male genitals in a manor that some would call sensual or erotic.

That Diego fella's a fruit picking sodomite

by mattybarns June 17, 2024

fruit snacks

a thing you like to eat, if there's no other kind of snack

Fruit snacks again! FFFFFf

by i suck 534 March 1, 2019

Fruit Cup's Faggot《¤》: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapien who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perinal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Fruit Cup's Faggot《¤》: The First Juvenile Release.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 8, 2025

Moon fruit

When a man engages in the act of mooning and his testicles are observed hanging below his cheeks.

My eyes are burning! He mooned me and I saw his moon fruit!

by Guy Rock May 1, 2022

fruit pounder

how one would have sex with a girl like if they were having sex with a fruit.

Omg! you’ll never guess what i walked into this morning seen Kevin doing to a grapefruit!! he was being a fruit pounder!!

by jaaycaat November 29, 2023