Dank Douchebag 

Someone who only smokes dank and detests reggie fags

Evan: "Bro, did you smell that smoke?"
Fabio: "Yeah, gross, smells like reggie. I'll never even taste reg for i am a dank douchebag"

Dank Douchebag by reggiefag November 12, 2011

Chić Douchébag 

Equal parts sophisticated gentleman and douchebaggery; usually expressed in style of clothing and/or mannerisms.

The clothing style often features gentleman's casual wear with the addition of a beanie or a five panel worn backwards.

The behavior is generally characterized by someone who is exceptionally polite to strangers but often speaks with vulgarity, often resulting in verbal abuse, towards friends or people the individual has become comfortable around.

Ex: Individual sees lazy coworker doing nothing. Yells across the workplace to him "Get to work you skin-tag-ass nigga!" Then proceeds to politely help a customer ending with "Have a wonderful day."

Hey man what are you wearing? It's chić douchébag nigga; get with it.

Chić Douchébag by The Black Johnson April 15, 2016

portuguese douchebag 

When a 49 year old woman needs to have her hearing checked.

Mom: Your father called me a Portuguese Douchebag at dinner the other night! I’m not even Portuguese!

Dad: We all know your mother is crazy! I whispered something sweet in her ear and she thinks I called her a Portuguese Douchebag!

portuguese douchebag by NurseNic December 16, 2017

The LifeTime DoucheBag Award 

The lifetime D-Bag award is a very hard award to win but without fail someone always does.and without further adue i present to you the Lifetime D-Bag award winner.......

Brandon P.!!!!!!!

For all his great work in douchebagery Brandon P. has earned his rightful place among the doucheiest of douches with The LifeTime DoucheBag Award in hand!!!

The LifeTime DoucheBag Award by TheOneForHer February 21, 2009

Social Media Douchebag

Somebody who abuses social media to promote their own agenda.

That Social Media Douchebag is asking everyone for reciprocal follows.

Social Media Douchebag by Bulwark_jrm August 15, 2011

mutually assured douchebaggery

The point at which you and another person get so passive-aggressive to each other that it doesn't matter who started it, because at this point you're both just plain douchebags.

Person A turns down the thermostat. Person B waits for A to leave, turns it back up. Repeat until one has to leave out of frustration. This is the point of mutually assured douchebaggery.

mutually assured douchebaggery by thatguy20 July 8, 2012

Class C Douchebag 

A douchebag towards women or men, that one wants to fuck or use as a booty call, with no intention of further relations.

"Did you hear about John and that girl he brought home from the bar?"

"No what happened?"

"He fucked her then told her that she was way too ugly to fuck while sober!"

"Oh dude, what a Class C Douchebag!"

Class C Douchebag by Tistheboss August 25, 2012