Dirty Whore Show

(1) A phrase used to explain someone who is excessively skanky, slutty, whore-ish ect.

(2) A phrase used to describe a slutty scene. (Dirty women offering sexual pleasure for free or in exchange of cigarettes, drugs or alcohol.. ect. OR a large group of under-dressed women.)

"Get out of here you dirty whore show."

"Shut the fuck up you dirty whore show"

"Holy fuck boys, it's a fucking dirty whore show tonight."

While at the half pipe, Tom was punched for calling a drunk slut, a "dirty whore show."

by Ben-jamin' Applesauce October 7, 2009

Dirty George Speer

(Verb) The act of drinking so much alcohol, that women have transcended the "hot" stage and have entered the "Drink em' till they are fat stage." Once the appropriate blood alcohol level has been reached the man may begin "Whaling for women." Whaling is an act done best with an erect penis, caused by copious amounts of Viagra, and a useful set of vocal chords to hum the tune "Amarillo by Morning." Once the male has spotted his whale woman, he shall begin the righteous act of wooing her, or It. (It should be noted that if you observe this mating ritual, you may want to look away as there will be copious amounts of lard flying in every direction, accompanied by a foul smell of fishy secretions and bacon). Once the mating ritual is completed the male will escort the whale hoe out of the bar while making Humpback Whale communications to the bar patron and acting as if he has a blow hole in his back all while making loud boisterous air noises. The noises signify to the bar patron that a fat whale bitch is going to get nailed like a cheap roof shingle. Once the Whale hoe is outside the male will drive them both back to his home domical and precede to whale fuck the whale in the whale tank.

Holy Jesus! Hey Mark, Robert, and Chuck....did you see that dude over by the bosses daughter? He totally just did a Dirty George Speer.

Mark: No way!! Did he make Whale Noises?
Robert: Yeah I saw it...looked like a pile of whale fuck was going to explode.
Chuck: You guys wanna get lunch?
Mark: Not after watching that dude go whaling! Boy he really Dirty George Speer'ed that hoe!!

by Jamal&Jonas March 19, 2010

dirty skype

the act of saying and/or typing naughty phrases to another person via skype

omg...last night we had our first dirty skype session...it was intense...

...or...

maybe when we get to talk later...we could dirty skype if you're alone...

by Tizzle83 January 1, 2011

Dirty Leech

Sucking on someone's ass hole while they take a shit.

My bitch gave me a dirty leech last night after I finished my burrito.

by Dirty_Leech January 26, 2011

Dirty Laut

The act of going to the bathroom, one or two, neglecting to wash hands, and then shaking hands with another person.

Nico went to the bathroom at a rest stop in Ohio and gave his teacher a Dirty Laut.

by BallersB May 31, 2011

Dirt Ring

A term used to describe the scar from a circumcision on a males genitalia. The 'Dirt Ring' is a distinguished layer of skin which is located below the mushroom (head) of a penis. The layer of skin resembles a dirt ring since it typically is a darker tone of color compared to the remainder of the shaft's skin.

Did you see the dirt ring on Marco Bandares?

"HEY Rodgers, show me your dirt ring!" - State Farm Commercial

by BearBearBear January 3, 2013

Dirty Turp

n. A dance usually done with art utensils in hand. The dance can be done to the beat of most songs and is acceptable at any time. The dance should also be done after the trigger word, "turpentine", is said aloud.

v. The act of performing the Dirty Turp

"I just learned how to do the Dirty Turp!"

"Go do the Dirty Turp with that girl right now. She'll be entranced by those moves."

"I just Dirty Turp'd with this girl one night and, to make a long story short, she's my wife now!"

by Mr. Hebrew August 28, 2013