You are Cooked

A term that refers to when you are completely screwed and are in a terrible situation.

Synonym for: You are done for.

"It is 11:40pm and you only finished 10% of the homework due at 11:59pm. You aren't finishing that, you are cooked!"

by salam25 September 8, 2025

You are cooked

This term refers to being done for or in a terrible situation. Synonym for "You are screwed."

"It is 11:40pm and you've only done 10% of the homework that's due at 11:59, you are cooked!"

by salam25 September 8, 2025

You're cooked

A term to signify that someone is wrong in their strange opinion and/or statement; that their brain must have been microwaved to produce such words from their mouth. Analogous to "you're fried", this term has been popularized by small part-time streamers such as "Pikabooirl", and other special content creators.

What did you just say?! You're cooked bro.

by SlangProfessor October 26, 2025

A Penguin That Prefers His Fish Cooked Waddles On A Slippery Slope

The translation of a Swedish proverb to mean not to dwell on things that cannot be

Jack: So I've been putting a lot of thought into it and I think Jessica and I would make a great couple!

George: Come on Jack, remember what dad always told us: "A Penguin That Prefers His Fish Cooked Waddles On A Slippery Slope." You know you have no chance with Jessica, stop obsessing over it.

by Zoom_Zolomon March 28, 2020

Who let the Fallen Angels cook?

The same thing as “Who let bro cook?” except it’s blaming the Fallen Angels for it. A reference to the Dead Sea Scrolls.

It’s used when someone sees something that can be considered an amalgamation, abomination, or something that shouldn’t really exist hypothetically or literally.

Person: “What the f*ck is that?!”

*Sees something that probably shouldn’t exist.*

Person: “Who let the Fallen Angels cook?!”

by Pseudonym2100 April 20, 2024

You ain’t no Sky Cook

You’re not any good

Me: I can throw this football over those mountains!
Dad: Shit!, you ain’t no Sky Cook

by BBMac3 November 28, 2025

You know, like Cook

When you’re about to have intercourse but change your mind mid way through and the other person is completely cool about it because they understand the concept of consent

- We were about to do it but I changed my mind and they were ok with it; you know, like Cook

-From skins?
-Yeah, him

by YourStepSister April 2, 2020