Chode Wood

A 'Chode Wood' is a man who possesses a massive chode, whose girth greatly exceeds the length.

oh look its chode wood!!!

by wagglewigglewoggle April 3, 2020

Joe Chode

Cool kid. Vapes for $3, Juul for $5.

Get a joe chode you fucking nigger

by Peenile November 14, 2018

chode rizz

A chode spitting immaculate game to their woman of choice. There is something special about chode rizz as it puts women under a spell.

Hey! Did you see Mark Wahlberg use his chode rizz on that model?

by DarthLeaman March 18, 2024

Chode

Any boy named hector.

Did you hear that useless kid hector has a chode?

by _.deadbitch April 14, 2021

chode features

someone who is very fat/obese and their face is wider in length than it is long.

OMG look at "smithys" chode features!

by helen chode smith January 2, 2011

chode lumps

Chode lumps: Noun
Lumps or wrinkles on ones #chode

1. What are chode lumps?

2. Wrinkles or lumps on a short fat cock!

by LiterallyWords April 18, 2018

Chode

Dick wider than long

Chloe has such a fat chode
Chloe gets mad bitches with her awesome chode
Chloe’s chode mogs all other chodes and dicks

by Sports net February 16, 2024