n. An excessively obsequious person, who sucks up to superiors at work. Someone who practices ass-kissing to the Nth degree. An Anal Astronaut is the Master of sucking up, with the Apprentice being Butt Kisser, and the Journeyman being Chocolate Starfish Taster or Salad Tosser.
At first I thought Jeffrey was just a plain old Butt Kisser, then I thought he was a Chocolate Starfish Taster, but have since realized he is a real Anal Astronaut. He will suck up to the boss at every opportunity. I bet he offers to wipe his ass for him.
by Seb13 January 25, 2009
Get the Anal Astronautmug. by the friendly farmer November 29, 2010
Get the anal blowoutmug. The sexual act of a female having more then one dick within her ass hole, the lubricant is the shit from the females ass.
by Superpooper24 October 20, 2013
Get the Anal Partymug. by Jose Jones May 10, 2005
Get the anal spewagemug. by hurstlicker January 15, 2004
Get the anal orbitmug. by Justin Hull August 15, 2007
Get the Anal Carrotmug. Once entering the anal cavity has occured, and one is fairly certain that his dick will be shitty when it is removed, the subject will then quickly make the transition between brown-eye to pink-eye with hopes of cleaning up thine own trouser snake a bit before having to look at it.
"I plunged my anaconda into that big greasy bitchs ass and smelt something fucky so I had to perfrom the anal cleanse."
by The Sultan of Swagger June 23, 2009
Get the Anal Cleansemug.