Anal Astronaut

n. An excessively obsequious person, who sucks up to superiors at work. Someone who practices ass-kissing to the Nth degree. An Anal Astronaut is the Master of sucking up, with the Apprentice being Butt Kisser, and the Journeyman being Chocolate Starfish Taster or Salad Tosser.

At first I thought Jeffrey was just a plain old Butt Kisser, then I thought he was a Chocolate Starfish Taster, but have since realized he is a real Anal Astronaut. He will suck up to the boss at every opportunity. I bet he offers to wipe his ass for him.

by Seb13 January 25, 2009

Anal Mamba

When you stick you dick into a chicks ass, and when your done it comes out black, like the color of a Mamba Snake.

Damn son, when i pulled my dick out her ass it looked like a Anal Mamba

by CAN CAN CAN December 22, 2008

Anal Cleanse

Once entering the anal cavity has occured, and one is fairly certain that his dick will be shitty when it is removed, the subject will then quickly make the transition between brown-eye to pink-eye with hopes of cleaning up thine own trouser snake a bit before having to look at it.

"I plunged my anaconda into that big greasy bitchs ass and smelt something fucky so I had to perfrom the anal cleanse."

by The Sultan of Swagger June 23, 2009

Anal foliage

Hair found on the buttock region

Ahhh anal folage, im blind

by Morgs January 17, 2004

anal spewage

Anal spewage results from squeezing the buttocks muscles too frequently, resulting in anal leakage.

Your girl seems to be suffering from anal spewage, perhaps you should tend to her needs, good sir!

by Jose Jones May 10, 2005

anal orbit

dingleberries that hang around the corn hole are said to be in anal orbit

that anal orbit was tremendous

by hurstlicker January 15, 2004

Anal Carrot

Term used to describe a penis after having anal sex. Used as a derogatory term.

That dude is such an anal carrot.

by Justin Hull August 15, 2007